Mia: I have a pocket knife but that's to small to hurt someone. I carry the spray so I can say really ominous lines like (in a deep voice) "Don't mess with me, or you'll taste nothing but wasp spray for the rest of your life."
She starts blowing up her chair again, but stops: Really I'm a bad role model since I dropped out of high school.
Saeyun: Bro same! Me at grade ten and Kiyo at grade eight.
Kiyo: I didn't drop out so much as run away. But like, about the pocket knife, if you ever don't have the spray just aim for the eyes. And threats are my jam.
Mia, still trying to blow up her chair: Yeah, I finished 10 grade but just didn't go back, I'd be about halfway through my Junior year now.
Saeyun: Your what now
Mia: 11th grade, Junior year?
Saeyun: Oh. Oops. Sorry.
Mia: What did you think I meant?
London has joined the chat
Lonon: Pleasure meeting you.
Mia: Why hello new person. Welcome to the world of all things memes.
Saeyun: Hi! I like your name, by the way - it's really interesting, but in a good way.
Kiyo: Meh.
Mia, finishes blowing up inflatable chair and sits on it: So what's up?
Kiyo: The struggle between my homicidal side and my human side, I'm being hunted by a psychopath, i killed someone the other day and I don't know how to feel about it, you know, the usual.
Saeyun: Yeah nothing much, you?
Mia, totally undaunted: Oh, terminal illness. 10 months to live. The works.
Kiyo: At this point I probably have less, but I hope you can find a way to live as long as you want.
Saeyun: Was that… affection??
Kiyo: Shut up, Saeyun.
Mia: Nope. I'm dying, there's no cure, no treatment. So that's why….(pulls out notebook) My list of dumb things to do in 10 months!
Kiyo: Ooh, sounds fun. What's on there?
Mia: Uhhh. Skydiving. Eating waygu. Skiing. Going to Disney land. Run up to a random person and say "tag". Eat banana pudding out of a mayonnaise jar. Bunjee jumping. Toothpaste in an Oreo prank.
Kiyo: Bunjee jumping sounds terrifying. What's waygu?
Mia: Its supposedly the best steak ever. I dunno its really expensive so I have to eat it.
Kiyo: Ah, I see.
Saeyun: That's a pretty cool list. Who's going to be the prank victim?
Mia: I don't know. No one's really been a jerk lately.
Kiyo: Oh, well that makes sense.
Yuki hath entered thine chat
Yuki: WELL HELLO DEAR FRIENDS
London: Hello stranger. Finger guns and turns away
Mia: Hewoo humanoids.