forum Character Shitposting Chat

Started May 08, 2020 by @kiley_arrants Premium Supporter

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Mia: Don't worry, I probably couldn't kill you if I tried. (holds out hands) Weak little noodle arms.

Kiyo: Actually my arms are tiny too laughs

Mia: Noodle arm club!

Saeyun: Can't relate…
Kiyo: Shut up, this is Noodle Arm Club time.

Mia: And now I want spaghetti. I should have eaten before I got here.(eats gummy bear.) Gummy bears have no nutritional value. (Eats another one) I'm still hungry. (Lays on the floor)

Enzo: realizes that there is someone new and talks to her Hello, Mia. Am I correct? I'm Enzo.

Mia: Yep I'm Mia, your friendly neighborhood weirdo.

Mia, shrugging: Alright. What do you guys do here anyway? Since you don't eat gummy bears or sit in inflatable chairs I assume you must at least enjoy talking to flowers.

Sapphire: Gummy bears! Yummy! Bears are very amused by their existence. I think one of them even build a factory of "Gummy Humans" to take a jab at the humans who created it.
They're tasty and I'm a fox, so I eat both, ahahah

Saeyun: whispers Kiyo, quick, have I hit my head recently? Because I think there's a talking fox…
Kiyo: No you haven't. I see it too.

Sapphire: What? Never have seen a fox in your entire life? We aren't that rare, you know.

Mia: Nope.(walks away, hands behind her head) Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Noooooooooope. (suddenly turns around.) Not today! Not ever! Noooooooope.

Sapphire: What the heeeeeck. You humans are weeeeird.
Anyways, do you have some more gummy bears? I'll repay you. When? Errrr… someday!

Mia: Feck off. (throws gummy bears at Sapphire, pulls out a little orange pill bottle.) Side affects, side affects… Nope, no hallucinations.

Sapphire: Someday the great Sapphire will repay you, be sure of it! …

… bunch of weirdos …

Mia: (on phone) Natalie can you come pick me up?

Kiyo: Woah woah, who in the hell is Natalie?
Saeyun: Chill, Sunshine, this isn't a crime syndicate. No one's planning to kill or betray us.

Mia: There's a talking fox and it's eating my gummy bears and talking about gummy humans and– No this isn't a prank call. No– Natalie– (beep) She– the little– she hung up on me!

Sapphire: Hey hey hey, it's not nice to call a living being "it" ya know.

Mia: (moves farther away, looking terrified, dialing on the phone) There's a talking fox!
(beep)
Mia: I shouldn't have even tried.

Kiyo: I mean… Okay, I've seen some crazy sh - stuff. A talking fox is new for me… But like I get it about the "it". That's not fun at all.

Enzo goes back to his spot to continue to play on his phone

Sapphire: Don't worry, I'll not bite you guys.

Enzo: I'm not worried. I'm entertained. laughs

Saeyun: That's good, I've had enough of people trying to hurt me. It gets tiring.

Mia: (still on phone, panicking) Austin! There's a talking fox! It– they– the fox is eating my gummy bears! We were living our best life and I had a noodle arm club and then the fox came in and– NO THIS IS NOT A PRANK. I checked my medication, hallucinations aren't a side effect– Don't hang up on me, AUSTIN!
(beep)
Mia: (Lies on floor hiding behind her inflatable chair)