forum Character Shitposting Chat

Started May 08, 2020 by @kiley_arrants Premium Supporter

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Mia: See? Italian food is basically magic.

Kiyo: No, Italian food is just really fucking good. Magic is a child's tale.

Mia: I know right! Italy! I know a lady who's from Italy. Everything she cooks is perfect.

Kiyo: I was born in Italy too. Where in Italy is she from?

Mia: Ehhhh. Northern Italy I think? At least North of Rome.

Kiyo: Oh, I probably wouldn't know her then.

Mia: I mean she moved to America like 20 years ago.

Kiyo: Oh that's good, I definitely don't know her.

Mia: (gets of the floor and sits in inflatable chair.) Definitely not.

Saeyun: You know, Kiyo, you as a seven-year-old wouldn't have made any mortal enemies in Italy.
Kiyo: No one ever died of being too careful.
Saeyun:😑

Mia: You can totally die being too careful.

Kiyo: glares (he has the evilest glare btw)
Saeyun: Can we not kill people with our eyes, please.
Kiyo: Watch me.
Saeyun: I'll take you for gelato.
Kiyo: … Fine.

Mia: (evil laughter) I'm immune to your eye weapons! For I live with the great war general Natalie!

Kiyo and Saeyun: War general???

Mia: Reporter, but in her spare time she plays tennis and yells at me not to talk to strangers.

Saeyun: Oh thank God, I've had enough with wars as it is.
Kiyo: Me too.

Saeyun: No, he's just from Italy, he moved away when he was seven. And we're talking gang wars.

Mia: I only call her war general when she's being a jerk. Which is pretty often now that I think about it.

Saeyun: Ah. Well that's a relief.

Gang wars… sounds dangerous. Wait a moment. You to are in a gang?!

Saeyun: We used to be, in different ones - well, technically Kiyo's from a mafia. Now we've ditched them, but they're hunting is down and it's kinda crappy.
Kiyo: Oh, and also we have Jay but she's busy. She's from a third one. So we're essentially on the run from two mafias and a giant-ass gang.

Mia: Great. This is why I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

Saeyun: Well, there are good strangers and there are bad strangers. We're not gonna kill you or anything, we have the epitome of goodness with us.
Kiyo: Yeah, she'd beat out asses if we did anything bad without good reason. If you know what I mean.

Tempest: I swear my brain right now: https://soundcloud.com/daniel-tempest-589336916/mii-channel