forum Character Shitposting Chat

Started May 08, 2020 by @kiley_arrants Premium Supporter

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Mia: Oh, you can't assassinated me, I'm not famous. If you killed me it'd just be murder.

Kiyo: Eh. As long as I get paid I don't really care.
Saeyun: Alright, Sunshine… We both know you're lying. But I love you.
Kiyo: /eye roll/

Mia: Cool, cool, no ones going to pay you to kill me though, I'm kind of dying anyway.

Saeyun: Mood.

Mia, eating another gummy bear: Oh, are you sick too? It kind of sucks doesn't it.

Kiyo: Nah, we're both just dead inside.
Saeyun: Speak for yourself.
Kiyo: That's what I've been doing since day one.

Mia, blowing up inflatable chair: So what do you guys do here? Just talk I guess?

Saeyun: Pretty much.
Kiyo: I don't even know why Saeyun dragged me here.
Saeyun: Socialization is good for you.
Kiyo: Yeah, good for my people-killing skills.
Saeyun: This is what I mean when I say that you need to practice talking to people.

Mia: So your name is Saeyun? Am I saying that right? Anyway, I'm Mia.

Saeyun: Yeah, and this is Kiyo. Aka the more murderous one.

Mia, nodding: Hey, anybody else gonna say somethin'?

Elliot: Well, Im not the Chatty type. Sorry if Im quiet.

Mia: That's okay, I just talk a lot.

Mia: And I refuse to shut up no matter what. It's one of my many flaws.(dramatic sigh, smiles to show she was joking)

Saeyun: Eh, it's nice to see someone who isn't cut off from their emotions for once. Spending like most of my life with criminals and other homicidal bitches, it's great to see someone actually happy.

Mia, laughing nervously: Yes I am never sad and that is a scientific fact. Mmmhhhmmm. Totally.
Mia, pulling something out of her satchel: Wanna see a picture of my dog? His names Miko, he's deaf.

Saeyun: Sure! He's super cute - hey, Kiyo, we should get a dog!
Kiyo: Did you hit your head??

Mia: I used to be scared of dogs then my friend said she can't be friends with someone who doesn't like dogs. She was only kind of joking. So we went to an adoption center and Miko was about to be put down. So I snatched him out of that place.

Saeyun: That's super cool! I aspire to be like you.

Mia: Why thank you. But just a warning I have never been called a good role model for children.

Kiyo: Yeah, we couldn't be called that either.

Mia: Well then I'm not alone I guess.

Saeyun: Why would you not be considered a good role model? You seem like a great influence, although we did just meet you.

Mia: I talk to everyone. Especially strangers. I carry around wasp spray instead of mace or pepper spray.

Kiyo: Knives are more effective, but I get it.