forum Character Shitposting Chat

Started May 08, 2020 by @kiley_arrants Premium Supporter

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Jolyne & Justine enters the chat
Justine: A chat? This should be interesting

Enzo: Welcome Justine and Jolyne

Castor & Pollux: looks up from their Uno game
Castor & Pollux: in unison Well hello.
Kek: has an entire pancake in his mouth, shoves it in and waves kind of awkwardly

Justine: Hi, I am Justine and the grandma beside me is Jolyne.
Jolyne: What are you hinting at? I look 25.

Enzo: to Kek You're handsome

Enzo: Well it's nice to meet you two

Kek: 25? That's not a grandma. I look somewhere around that, and last I checked, I was over a century. So. I claim the right to the title of "respected elder".
Kek: to Enzo, whispering not now. There are other people.
Castor: points to himself and Pollux What are we, chopped liver? We're people too!

Enzo: frowns Fine

Kek: grins But later, definitely.

Enzo: to Castor But to be fair you were playing uno and not paying attention

Justine: Ah! Jolyne is way older than she looks, isn't that right?
Jolyne: raises her eyebrow Respect your elders

Castor: Ah, but that was when the weird lovey stuff started happening and it was akward.

Enzo: laughs

Kek: to Jolyne Are you older than pauses and counts under his breath One hundred and seventy-three?

Enzo: to Castor Whatever

Jolyne: You are older than me..I am 155

Kek: Hah! does a fist pump
Pollux: Well now I feel young. We're only 114, Castor and I.

Jolyne: Don't sweat, we look so young yet actually old

Enzo: Guess how old I am

Pollux: At least ten.
Castor: snickers No, he's gotta be three.
Kek: to Enzo Dog years or human years?

Enzo: Dog years

Jolyne: Depends on your date of birth to me
Justine: You look 28 to me but I could be wrong