forum Character Shitposting Chat

Started May 08, 2020 by @kiley_arrants Premium Supporter

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Kiyo: Ooh, sounds fun. What's on there?

Mia: Uhhh. Skydiving. Eating waygu. Skiing. Going to Disney land. Run up to a random person and say "tag". Eat banana pudding out of a mayonnaise jar. Bunjee jumping. Toothpaste in an Oreo prank.

Kiyo: Bunjee jumping sounds terrifying. What's waygu?

Mia: Its supposedly the best steak ever. I dunno its really expensive so I have to eat it.

Kiyo: Ah, I see.
Saeyun: That's a pretty cool list. Who's going to be the prank victim?

Mia: I don't know. No one's really been a jerk lately.

Kiyo: Oh, well that makes sense.

Yuki hath entered thine chat
Yuki: WELL HELLO DEAR FRIENDS

London: Hello stranger. Finger guns and turns away

Mia: Hewoo humanoids.

Yuki: How are y’all doin’? What’s been poppin

Mia: Death and destruction, all that good stuff.

Saeyun: Nothin much, being hunted by a psychopath and his mafia, the usual

Mia: Get a pocketknife. Go for the eyes.

Kiyo: Nah Imma hang him from the ceiling and watch him slowly bleed out and choke on his own blood.
Kiyo: Maybe I'm a psychopath.

Mia, scooting chair away, visibly weirded out: You are definitely the psychopath, seek help.

Kiyo: I did. My therapist is right here.
Saeyun: I'm not a therapist, but whatever floats your boat. Also, the guy totally deserves it.

Mia: Alright then. You two stay over there. I'm over here.
(brings out wasp spray, shakes it up and holds it in her lap.)

Kiyo: And this is why I don't like people.
Saeyun: splutters
Kiyo: You don't count, Angel.

Mia: What? I just don't want to die. I'm not done with living yet.

Kiyo: Neither of us is going to kill you. I'm not hirable anymore, and I don't hate you. If anything I'd protect you but I don't do that so no. Anyway moving on, you didn't hear that from me.
Saeyun: I'm not a killer just a driver.

Mia: Still… I'm a little sensitive about the topic I guess.

Kiyo: Makes sense. Turns away

Mia, clears throat: So in conclusion we have the homicidal sunshine, the therapist/driver, the stranger who doesn't talk, a new kid with an interesting name, and this guy who wants to know what's poppin'. Oh, then the girl with an inflatable chair and wasp spray.

Saeyun: Pretty much.

Mia:(tries to lean backwards falls out of chair) Oof. Welp, now I live on the floor.(Eats a gummy bear.)

Kiyo: That much closer to hell.
Saeyun: Really?

Mia: No. Shut up. I'm eating gummy bears I hear no negative thoughts.

Kiyo: Who said hell was a negative thing
Kiyo: Don't let someone else's beliefs define you

Mia: I'm gonna be an angel when I die, and I'll fly around and talk to pigeons and sit in trees and don't even try and tell me that's not what angels do. Imma be the bird whisperer.