forum Character Shitposting Chat

Started May 08, 2020 by @kiley_arrants Premium Supporter

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(sorry, I actually didn't see this before typing)

Enzo: laughs fun fact I'm a wild dog aka werewolf.

Mia: (muffled cursing) I can't tell if you're serious or if you're trying to give me a panic attack.

kenna: woah there’s werewolves here ?

Mia: (tiny smile) Talking foxes exist so I guess the possibilities are endless. (Nervous look at Enzo) But you're joking right?

Kiyo: I can tell he's not.
Saeyun: Really?
Kiyo: One of my many talents.

Kenna: I've never met a talking fox

Kenna: I've never met a talking fox

Sapphire: Nice to meet you! I'm Sapphire, a misunderstood genius!

Enzo: Kiyo is right. I'm not trying to give you a panic attack

Mia: (Curling into a ball on the floor) You're a werewolf. I'm talking to a werewolf. This is officially the craziest thing to happen to me.

Sapphire: Werewolves are scientifically impossible. A person of an species turning into other species? I mean, biology isn't my strength but I know some things just can't!

Kiyo: Isn't it more like being both rather than one or the other?

Enzo yeah. I can only turn on a full moon.

Mia: Okay so when's the next full moon?

Enzo: Next week sometime

Mia: Then you're just a human now, and we're all perfectly fine.

Enzo: Yep smiles

Mia: (claps hands) Well then maybe I'll be fine today.

Enzo: You'll be fine. Oh and I forgot to say, when I'm a werewolf, I dont attack anyone unless they pissed me off.

Mia: That's not good for me. I'm the most likely person to make a werewolf mad. (shrug) I have no common sense whatsoever.

Enzo: Mia, I will worn you ahead of time so you can run, when you get me mad.

Mia: Thaaaanks. Never had that privilege before.

Kiyo: Sometimes warnings are terrifying, depends on how they're given.
Saeyun: I agree.

Sapphire: a… a… human who can turn into a wolf…? I need to see that to believe it!!

Mia: Sapphire, you're a- You know what nevermind.

Mia: Sapphire, you're a- You know what nevermind.

Yes, a fox. A normal, fluffy fox. I'm not a human who turn into a fox! Maybe… maybe.. you'd said you never had seen a talking fox before… and a human who turns into a wolf…

MIA!
No, that's not possible. Multiple universes are just that, a hypothesis! No one ever found any proof of that! … but what if I found it by accident? Oh my OH MY! Everyone will just see how awesome I am, revolutionizing science as we know it!

Mia: Sorry, can't help there. I'm too dumb to think about science.

Kiyo: My skills lie more in the area of people-killing.
Saeyun: If you were working with machinery I might be able to help, but universes… are too much.

Sapphire: Oh, do you like tinkering with machines too, Saeyun? That's my specialty! I love machines!

Saeyun: Mostly cars and vehicles, yeah.
Kiyo: Wait, if you're a fox, how do you even work with machines?

Sapphire: with my hands, of course.