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May I help you with the demon spawn? (My brothers are the same way so I get that pain)
May I help you with the demon spawn? (My brothers are the same way so I get that pain)
I already accidentally punched her very gently in the face, then she ran away crying
yw atlas and glad you're okay ella <3
Oh dear.
My mom: Please babysit your sister, it'll only be 3 hours.
My sister, in the span of half an hour: Tries to bite me 3 times, threatens to cut off my hand, calls me fat 4 times, punches me repeatedly in the stomach
oh oof
RANDOM STORY CALLED WHY JUPITER SHOULD NEVER BE A BABYSITTER
So when I was 9, I was super obsessed with Babysitters Club and wanted to be a babysitter. (For context, my grandparents have a horse farm and their house is on top of the barn. My grandfather's office is in the barn.)
That summer, my cousin (we'll call her M), who was 5 at the time, and I were at our grandparents. My grandma had to go help my grandpa with some paperwork in his office, so she left me to watch over M. And this is where the chaos begins.
In an attempt to entertain my cousin, I played Barbie Life in the Dream House for her. In the episode we watched, Ken said "it looks like a cupcake pooped its pants," which my cousin would not stop repeating for the rest of the day.
One of us (I forgot who) clogged the toilet, and we didn't know where the plunger was. When we went downstairs to ask our grandma, M didn't close the puppy gate fast enough and their enormous black lab got upstairs, knocking over the outdoor cats' water bowl on the way.
After getting the dog downstairs, I refilled the water bowl but ran too much water and it spilled on the floor. M didn't shut the door fast enough again and one of the outdoor cats got into the house. So we got the cat out, cleaned up the water, and…
the toilet was still clogged.
That day crushed all my babysitter dreams.
Mumu I’m really sorry that happened, especially with something so close to you. But is there a way you can call the police and tell them about the stolen drugs? That’s an important detail cus like, antidepressants and antidreaming stuff is important.
Right so this has never happened to me before–
Yall remember how I said I got super sunburned from that float last Friday? The worst one, the sunburn on my left leg, has begun to turn purple.
I looked it up and the internet said it should go away on its own in about 1-2 weeks. But still, that doesn't change the fact that half of my leg went from normal sunburn to purple in a matter of days, not to mention how intensely painful it is when I unexpectedly brush up against something and it doesn't help that my sunburns are now becoming super itchy no matter how much lotion and aloe I lather onto myself.
I have a list of solid enemies in this world, and the sun just got added to the top of the pile, closely followed by plastic wrap, stairs, tin foil, and doors.
Huh. I forgot how gross it feels to not have enough sleep and be forced to get up
Why were you forced up?
We're going to my grandparents
We have ~arrived~
Huh. I forgot how gross it feels to not have enough sleep and be forced to get up
Why were you forced up?
We're going to my grandparents
We have ~arrived~
Dang long trip
Huh. I forgot how gross it feels to not have enough sleep and be forced to get up
Why were you forced up?
We're going to my grandparents
We have ~arrived~
Dang long trip
We were already on the road. It's like six hours
There will come a day when I will have a clean room, but that is not this day.
Nice.
Churches and other religious organizations have a big problem with understanding mental illness. Luckily, I go to a church where the prayer is practiced and employed for those types of things, but it's also recognized as a real medical condition. We pray and talk about it the same way you would about any other physical condition. We've talked about the benefits of medication. We've talked about the difference between circumstantial depression and sadness vs. clinical depression, and how God is there for both. Basically it's "do what you need to do medically, but do it with God." I'm happy that's how my church veiws it. Mental health is a serious topic that shouldn't be brushed away with "just pray more". These are medical sickness that require treatment. I believe God can heal people, but I also believe more often than not he chooses to do so through doctors and treatment plans. That's why those things exist. To be used. Take everything up in prayer, but don't ignore your options when God gives you the answer through therapy or medication.
Ay that sounds just right.
Okay, Goldilocks
Yo, Atlas, that's terrible.
Ooof Atlas, I'm sorry you lost something valuable to you. That sucks big time. In the mean time, keep treating yourself with dollar store hauls. You deserve it.
lmao i guess so, though i spend more than i should, but yeah, it sucks. it's whatever now i suppose, it is what it is
Mumu I’m really sorry that happened, especially with something so close to you. But is there a way you can call the police and tell them about the stolen drugs? That’s an important detail cus like, antidepressants and antidreaming stuff is important.
yeah i actually did that today. i called in and now they're doing a huge investigation. this isn't the first time they've broken into homes around this area and stolen things. we live in what the kids like to call "the hood" and there are gunshots every night. you get used to it after a while doe.
Mmm I'm gunna act on the compulsion to chop my hair a little
Aight. Don't make a regret.
No regrets made 👍
Mission successful.
Cool.
i chopped my hair off a lot
it's bouncy and i love it way more than i should
Like right now?
Yesterday
I need an actual haircut. From a professional. Not my mom. My ends are extremely split and her fake haircut scissors make it worse. But she won't let me get one because it's cheaper for her to do it
I'm getting one tomorrow.
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