forum The Roodeness Shenanigans
Started by Deleted user
tune
Edit topic

people_alt 110 followers

Deleted user

Imagine making eye contact-

is it offensive that I absolutely lost my mind at this

@croccin-champagne

eyeliner and black nail polish are the keys to looking intimidating

also keep that back extra straight

if you're gonna make eye contact with people don't smile

and think "murder" (that one's a tip from my amazing auntie. just think "murder" and let your face react. usually you get a kind of scowl.)

to quote tumblr: walk like you're on your way to murder captain america

@HighPockets group

eyeliner and black nail polish are the keys to looking intimidating

also keep that back extra straight

if you're gonna make eye contact with people don't smile

and think "murder" (that one's a tip from my amazing auntie. just think "murder" and let your face react. usually you get a kind of scowl.)

to quote tumblr: walk like you're on your way to murder captain america

To quote a discussion I recently had on Zoom while I was supposed to be Problem Solving
"Sebastian Stan is objectively a good-looking man!"

@ElderGod-Icefire

eyeliner and black nail polish are the keys to looking intimidating

also keep that back extra straight

if you're gonna make eye contact with people don't smile

and think "murder" (that one's a tip from my amazing auntie. just think "murder" and let your face react. usually you get a kind of scowl.)

to quote tumblr: walk like you're on your way to murder captain america

but that's America's ass, why would i do that

@Pickles group

imagine being pretty

i'm sure you could tell us all about it

i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear

Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…not

wear a ski mask! carry a large knife!! all your problems will solve themselves!!!

this has been crocs' fashion advice corner

Carry a gun and a purse full of bricks and severed body parts. Allow part of the latter to stick out

Deleted user

have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?

Deleted user

have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?

What does that mean?

afraid of eggs

@HighPockets group

imagine being pretty

i'm sure you could tell us all about it

i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear

Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…not

wear a ski mask! carry a large knife!! all your problems will solve themselves!!!

this has been crocs' fashion advice corner

Carry a gun and a purse full of bricks and severed body parts. Allow part of the latter to stick out

Yorick and Lavenza don't like to be picked up
Just kiddding, saying that makes me sound like a serial killer

@HighPockets group

have I ever mentioned
that I'm, like
a little bit ovaphobic?

What does that mean?

afraid of eggs

Ah. Like breakfast eggs or people eggs?

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

bcs fuck america, amiright

don't make a sex joke, don't make a sex joke-
Peggy Carter would

bcs fuck america, amiright

i mean, peggy certainly did

You both made the same joke so I'm gonna react to both collectively

JYN/ICE

@Pickles group

imagine being pretty

i'm sure you could tell us all about it

i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear

Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…not

wear a ski mask! carry a large knife!! all your problems will solve themselves!!!

this has been crocs' fashion advice corner

Carry a gun and a purse full of bricks and severed body parts. Allow part of the latter to stick out

Yorick and Lavenza don't like to be picked up
Just kiddding, saying that makes me sound like a serial killer

we all know you do the reanimating, not the killing. Or animating I suppose

@ElderGod-Icefire

If I lost twenty pounds I think I would actually be dead

I'm 5'0" and weigh 150 pounds. Before i moved to the Midwest, I weighed 120 and wasn't quite so chubby wow what does that say about the Midwest lmao

@HighPockets group

imagine being pretty

i'm sure you could tell us all about it

i really hope this isn't creepy flirting i'm just trying be friend i swear

Tbh I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not pretty
I just wished I looked a bit more intimidating
Like, my posture is there and my eyes and mouth usually are, but my face is…not

wear a ski mask! carry a large knife!! all your problems will solve themselves!!!

this has been crocs' fashion advice corner

Carry a gun and a purse full of bricks and severed body parts. Allow part of the latter to stick out

Yorick and Lavenza don't like to be picked up
Just kiddding, saying that makes me sound like a serial killer

we all know you do the reanimating, not the killing. Or animating I suppose

Yes. I'll stick to the reanimation, thank you very much.

@HighPockets group

If I lost twenty pounds I think I would actually be dead

I'm 5'0" and weigh 150 pounds. Before i moved to the Midwest, I weighed 120 and wasn't quite so chubby wow what does that say about the Midwest lmao

CHEESE

@ElderGod-Icefire

bcs fuck america, amiright

don't make a sex joke, don't make a sex joke-
Peggy Carter would

bcs fuck america, amiright

i mean, peggy certainly did

You both made the same joke so I'm gonna react to both collectively

JYN/ICE

I wasn't sure if I should or not. But i did. And I'm not ashamed lmao