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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

so I mentioned that my dad’s writing a song for an advertisement, right?
well he just sang all three options to me, a country song, a boy band pop song, and a rap
…they’re so painfully cheesy, but in a comedic gold way-
like I laughed so hard I started to tear up
just watching this 49-year-old white guy with a beard spitting rhymes in the living room about hecking bug killer I swear
this is beautiful
10/10
I am so proud

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Nobody:

My mom on bisexuality:

  • "I understand why people wouldn't really trust you enough to date you"
  • "But if you can like anyone, when you're dating someone you really shouldn't have any friends. Just to make them feel confident, you know."
  • "Labels aren't important."
  • "I hope one day you'll find someone and know for sure who you like :))"
  • "I don't think you'll still be bisexual once you're, like, married."

Me, barely listening and thinking about my future wife:

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

so I mentioned that my dad’s writing a song for an advertisement, right?
well he just sang all three options to me, a country song, a boy band pop song, and a rap
…they’re so painfully cheesy, but in a comedic gold way-
like I laughed so hard I started to tear up
just watching this 49-year-old white guy with a beard spitting rhymes in the living room about hecking bug killer I swear
this is beautiful
10/10
I am so proud

Well, which one's better?

@Pickles group

Nobody:

My mom on bisexuality:

  • "I understand why people wouldn't really trust you enough to date you"

Cause they're assholes like you? :D

  • "But if you can like anyone, when you're dating someone you really shouldn't have any friends. Just to make them feel confident, you know."

Oops yeah by this logic, I'm friends with everyone and your daughter has no friends and that's wrong on both accounts :)

  • "Labels aren't important."

So why does it matter to you if she wants one?

  • "I hope one day you'll find someone and know for sure who you like :))"

P sure she already has. So did you but we're pretending this isn't about you, remember?

  • "I don't think you'll still be bisexual once you're, like, married."

Hooo boy, being married doesn't change the fact that she's attracted to guys and girls. Dating someone doesn't change that either.

Me, barely listening and thinking about my future wife:

Hi your mom makes me angry :)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

so I mentioned that my dad’s writing a song for an advertisement, right?
well he just sang all three options to me, a country song, a boy band pop song, and a rap
…they’re so painfully cheesy, but in a comedic gold way-
like I laughed so hard I started to tear up
just watching this 49-year-old white guy with a beard spitting rhymes in the living room about hecking bug killer I swear
this is beautiful
10/10
I am so proud

Well, which one's better?

The rap, country at a close second solely for the “my wife left me” line

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

so I mentioned that my dad’s writing a song for an advertisement, right?
well he just sang all three options to me, a country song, a boy band pop song, and a rap
…they’re so painfully cheesy, but in a comedic gold way-
like I laughed so hard I started to tear up
just watching this 49-year-old white guy with a beard spitting rhymes in the living room about hecking bug killer I swear
this is beautiful
10/10
I am so proud

Well, which one's better?

The rap, country at a close second solely for the “my wife left me” line

It's surprisingly fun to imagine these

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lmao none of this is stuff you wanna see before going to sleep

that's a chase atlantic song

he uses a lot of chase atlantic

I fucking love chase atlantic

but his aggressive lip-biting ass is gonna ruin them for me