so I mentioned that my dad’s writing a song for an advertisement, right?
well he just sang all three options to me, a country song, a boy band pop song, and a rap
…they’re so painfully cheesy, but in a comedic gold way-
like I laughed so hard I started to tear up
just watching this 49-year-old white guy with a beard spitting rhymes in the living room about hecking bug killer I swear
this is beautiful
10/10
I am so proud
that sounds kinda hilarious
Nobody:
My mom on bisexuality:
- "I understand why people wouldn't really trust you enough to date you"
- "But if you can like anyone, when you're dating someone you really shouldn't have any friends. Just to make them feel confident, you know."
- "Labels aren't important."
- "I hope one day you'll find someone and know for sure who you like :))"
- "I don't think you'll still be bisexual once you're, like, married."
Me, barely listening and thinking about my future wife:
so I mentioned that my dad’s writing a song for an advertisement, right?
well he just sang all three options to me, a country song, a boy band pop song, and a rap
…they’re so painfully cheesy, but in a comedic gold way-
like I laughed so hard I started to tear up
just watching this 49-year-old white guy with a beard spitting rhymes in the living room about hecking bug killer I swear
this is beautiful
10/10
I am so proud
Well, which one's better?
Nobody:
My mom on bisexuality:
- "I understand why people wouldn't really trust you enough to date you"
Cause they're assholes like you? :D
- "But if you can like anyone, when you're dating someone you really shouldn't have any friends. Just to make them feel confident, you know."
Oops yeah by this logic, I'm friends with everyone and your daughter has no friends and that's wrong on both accounts :)
- "Labels aren't important."
So why does it matter to you if she wants one?
- "I hope one day you'll find someone and know for sure who you like :))"
P sure she already has. So did you but we're pretending this isn't about you, remember?
- "I don't think you'll still be bisexual once you're, like, married."
Hooo boy, being married doesn't change the fact that she's attracted to guys and girls. Dating someone doesn't change that either.
Me, barely listening and thinking about my future wife:
Hi your mom makes me angry :)
so I mentioned that my dad’s writing a song for an advertisement, right?
well he just sang all three options to me, a country song, a boy band pop song, and a rap
…they’re so painfully cheesy, but in a comedic gold way-
like I laughed so hard I started to tear up
just watching this 49-year-old white guy with a beard spitting rhymes in the living room about hecking bug killer I swear
this is beautiful
10/10
I am so proud
Well, which one's better?
The rap, country at a close second solely for the “my wife left me” line
lizzie spillin the hot tea
so I mentioned that my dad’s writing a song for an advertisement, right?
well he just sang all three options to me, a country song, a boy band pop song, and a rap
…they’re so painfully cheesy, but in a comedic gold way-
like I laughed so hard I started to tear up
just watching this 49-year-old white guy with a beard spitting rhymes in the living room about hecking bug killer I swear
this is beautiful
10/10
I am so proud
Well, which one's better?
The rap, country at a close second solely for the “my wife left me” line
It's surprisingly fun to imagine these
My cat stole OctoElla and left her on the stairs
I'm just mad right now
Why is every hot person fictional?
It's not fair
sniff
just like everyone else…
Oda-sensei
I love you but please
I can't take Sanji's level of hotness
(or cuteness, depending on the moment)
it was a really dumb joke nevermind
imagine getting famous for being uncomfortably sexual, wearing a ski mask and angel wings, smoking weed and fetishising the lgbtq+ community
that'd be wack
oh wait
https://www.tiktok.com/@angelsandxanax
Ugh I'm angry and I'm a little sick of not saying anything, but I know I have to.
That first video though..
that’s not what I wanted to see before going to sleep, I need an episode of Hannibal to cleanse my soul
lmao none of this is stuff you wanna see before going to sleep
that's a chase atlantic song
he uses a lot of chase atlantic
I fucking love chase atlantic
but his aggressive lip-biting ass is gonna ruin them for me
i am officially sick of migraines
i want them to go away
even if they're admirably punctual