@tungsten fastfood
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WELP
How are you so short–
Genetics
My grandmother is 4'11" so at least I beat her lmao
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BAD EMU MURDER BAD
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mmmmmmmmm she's fiiiiine
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BAD EMU MURDER BAD
mmmmmmmmm she's fiiiiine
police come
OH SHIT
if its not too late, def add me
Why does everything interesting happen when i have class?
Pretzel Update for those interested
he's gained more weight and is now a solid 14.5 pounds
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other update
my mother is distraught that chonkers over there is likely gonna live up to 20 years, so she's declared that I'm taking him with me when I move out
@property_of_Xox
because they started a fight with Emu after she gave him very serious advice
no one, and i mean no one, starts a fight with her and doesn't end it
thanks
also why does every middle schooler I know have a victim complex like babe you're not special I'm just giving you advice because I'm literally your girlfriend's age
@property_of_Xox
because they started a fight with Emu after she gave him very serious advice
Not everything needs advice
@property_of_Xox
because they started a fight with Emu after she gave him very serious advice
Not everything needs advice
@property_of_Xox
because they started a fight with Emu after she gave him very serious advice
Not everything needs advice
It’s probably definitely too late, but if it’s not, add me I like pms
You're fucking dating a 17-year-old at 14.
Go ahead and say @/Xox, isn't 17. Because she definitely is. It even says so in her both accounts.
And sure, age is just a number, but it's wrong to be dating someone that old when you're so young.
it's so gross
Like I can't imagine dating someone as young as you.
To put it in perspective if you're in denial:
so
it's disgusting and there's a very high chance you're a victim. She's a junior/early senior. It's disgusting. Sorry. It requires feedback, especially since you seem so proud of it.
@property_of_Xox
because they started a fight with Emu after she gave him very serious advice
Not everything needs advice
Some things do, and this is one of those things. Whether or not you think it's predatory, and whether or not she's trying to be predatory, it is. There's a huge power imbalance. This isn't us trying to be mean
BUT WHY DOES IT FUCKING MATTER SO MUCH TO YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING CHILD AND YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE WHO'S GOING TO TURN LEGAL SOON
BECAUSE IT"S GROSS AS HELL! IT'S DISTURBING HONEY, I"M GONNA SAY SOMETHING BECAUSE I HAVE NO FILTER
BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING CHILD
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