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Good morning all. I wish to have woken up to the beautiful face of a loving human, but instead was greeted by my cat walking across my face
that sounds like a great way to wake up wdym
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
like i wish lmao
everyone here (except one person) is trash. ~(. _ .)~
what the f u c k is wrong with you
It's a pickup line, Miri.
Read the rest of it.
that sounds like a great way to wake up wdym
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
Not when she steps on your throat
that sounds like a great way to wake up wdym
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
Not when she steps on your throat
F in the chat
Ooh, I've had that happen before. It wasn't quite unpleasant though.
It’s worse when they step on that one area in the armpit that’s just i n s t a n t p a i n
Or the gut
That also hurts
Oof when cats put ALL THEIR WEIGHT onto that REALLY BIG STEP and they just like pressure point your throat and you're like "listen I would die for you but I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE IN THIS WAY"
that sounds like a great way to wake up wdym
Yeah, that sounds awesome.
Not when she steps on your throat
F in the chat
Thanks for the respecc buddo
It’s worse when they step on that one area in the armpit that’s just i n s t a n t p a i n
Or the gut
That also hurts
I know this is semi inappropriate–but when a cat steps on you nip—— I wanna scream bruh. so. much. hurt.
and my cat does it all the effing time.
It’s worse when they step on that one area in the armpit that’s just i n s t a n t p a i n
Or the gut
That also hurtsI know this is semi inappropriate–but when a cat steps on you nip—— I wanna scream bruh. so. much. hurt.
and my cat does it all the effing time.
Oof same though. Like, out of all the areas to step, they always have to step in that ONE SPOT
oh yeah that too
that’s the worst
My dog is very small and likes to walk all over me. He is also very awkward. He’ll stand on a place on my stomach or my throat orrr the place Eris mentioned. None of them are fun
My dog kicked me 5 times consecutively in the face a minute ago
Ouch.
we love animals
but
we also hate them
Too true
Ok so I’m order-
Gay
Lesbian
Bisexual
Transgender
Asexual
Aromantic
Pansexual
Abrosexual
Polysexual
Intersex
Non-binary
Genderfluid
Agender
Polyamorous
Genderqueer
Demigirl
Demiboy
Demisexual
Demiromantic
I am just Lesbian
It’s worse when they step on that one area in the armpit that’s just i n s t a n t p a i n
Or the gut
That also hurtsI know this is semi inappropriate–but when a cat steps on you nip—— I wanna scream bruh. so. much. hurt.
and my cat does it all the effing time.
My cat always steps on my boobs when I'm trying to sleep.
Ouch
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