I have a great prompt. I really want to do it, can I?

Sure go ahead

You can be on the calling or receiving end of The Worst Buttdial EVER.

snickers

Ikr… I'm so immature, it's really not funny… but it's hilarious! XD

My phone rings. I pick it up, groggily blinking at the screen, trying to figure out who it was. It was an unknown number. Well, if they're calling in the middle of the night, it's probably important. Right?
I answer it. "Hello?" I say, my voice still heavy from sleep. I hear muttering on the other end. "Tom, where's the knife? Scrub it like heck, make sure no blood is left on it." My eyes widen. Well, it's just a butt dial, and they're probably just cooking. Right? Just cooking. theyre cooking some weird stuff. I'm about to hang up when I hear more. "The little guy deserved it. We took care of him good!" Okay. I'm about to puke, and how do I call the cops on a phone number? I'll google it. But wait.. there's more. "Where do we dispose? Just trash bags?" "Nah, that's too simple. We'll burn it out back. Much less hassle."
Well. I'm going to say this is the worst butt dial ever.

😶😧

Why

Bc tumblr that's fricking why

Here, I thought, that no one could possibly twist this prompt. You proved me wrong. Thank you for that…

What movie is that?

Mrs. Doubtfire

Nice

👌🏻

My friend does that randomly
In the middle of conversations
'I make a great impression of a hotdog'
proceeds to do the weird hotdog thingie
And I never knew why she did that

I applaud your friend.

Is anyone else on? I want to see other responses to my prompt… 😏

I am, but I'm trying to catch up in other RPs.

It was funny, though.

Okay

I JUST REREAD ALL OF THESE AND I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS RIGHT NOW

Why?

Mine are so awful, but mainly they're all (mostly all) soooooo sad.

Yours are great
Do we want to do another prompt? It's been a while

Sure! You wanna do it? It doesn't matter to me.

I guess I'll do it
Gimme a minute to come up with something