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Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

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Well… I’m here… guess I should disappear for another few months again

I accidentally burnt my toasted bread, so instead of scraping off the burnt parts I just hollowed the bread out with my finger. I don't regret the decision.

Oh, mood

I barely even eat bread after The Incident lmao

>.> The Incident?

>.> yeah the wot mate?

Sliced my finger right open trying to cut bread lmao

Had to get it glued shut

Ow.

I'd divorce Forgetfulness, but I lost the paperwork

I appreciate this

Elias is a Viking?
My fiancé can't be a Viking, he's too hot to live in a place full of ice, it would cause global flooding. :D

Yes Elias is a Viking. And when we get married it's going to cause an uproar. My Scottish clan and his Viking ætt/ätt have not been friends since the first time my clan invaded his and stole the Nordic prince so he could marry the Scottish princess, and there has been no recorded marraiges in my clan or his where there was intermarriage between the two. So basically, me and Elias are going to break a 1,000 year feud and possibly create a new one. But the good think is, since clan Gunn intermarried, they legally can't say not to us because Clann Gunn is now Scottish Gaelic and Nordic. He's full Nordic, and I'm full Gaelic, but the first marraige of the Scottish princess and Nordic prince are my saving grace. Also, the first time the Nordic prince took the Gunn last name, while me now, I will take Elias' Nordic last name. In simpler terms, he's the prince stealing another princess to take with him to marry, but with Nordic customs. It's the reverse now. And we're slightly concerned that we could throw our people into a disagreement. But that's okay. They'll get over it. It may take another 1,000 years, but they'll get over it.

That's really cool!

Day one of ignoring inktober prompts in favor of drawing things about my "radical views" specifically targeted at blue lives matter mask kid, who I will be referring to as blue asshole moving forward, and his stupid views, until blue asshole gets uncomfortable and eventually starts a fight about people's rights with me is complete. Today: a sketch of papa smurf with the caption "you don't actually care about blue lives, you're just racist." He might have noticed, but he didn't say anything and didn't seem super uncomfy. He sort of glanced at my sketchbook, but that also could have been because my entire body language was screaming about how much I wanted to punch him. After that period, I finished the sketch and started the line art. I should wait until tomorrow in class to work more on it. Also realizing I should have started out with something more tame so I have room to escalate. Hmu if you have ideas for the future

I love you.

Epic.

You ever read a creepypasta and it starts out genuinely wholesome and you're waiting for it to get dark and you're like 'yep there it is' as soon as it gets there

Yuh.

Blueberries are a nice start

I just-
2020 has become the worst year of them all. There have been MULTIPLE people who has been exposed for shipping p*do ship recently on this other website I’m on and I’m just tired of their bs.

That moment when you have an idea for a story and you suddenly realize you based parts of it off of an anime

Two of my friends just made a parody of the song WAP that talks about the parts of a cell and it's honestly the best thing I've heard in a while

Okay but have you seen the clips of Ben Shapiro reading the lyrics to WAP? That fucking killed me, it really did.

All of the women on When Calls the Heart are very attractive,

I was talking about how my dad(accidentally) shut my head in a car door once when I was in preschool(my first day, too) and he was like 'well, you were fine. Wait, maybe that's what happened.' and I am dEAD

Also my county has the least COVID infections in the country so that's good

I wanna chop all my hair off but I cAnt because my mom is bad at haircuts and I also still kinda want long hair and-

Flip a coin.

Or you can do like the woman in the 1920's.