Screaming cinnamon roll
I HAVE THE FREE WILL NOT TO LIVE
I HAVE THE FREE WILL NOT TO LIVE
"Hah gay."
"Sweetheart we know we're all gay that's no secret here."
"Wait no what-"
"Shhh its ok, accept the rainbows."
"Dustin get out of the closet."
"Dustin get out of the closet."
(my friends to me in 6th grade)
"Emily I swear to god if you don't stop hiding in the fucking cupboards I'm going to stretch you out like a motherfucking rubber band so you won't fit anymore."
"I'm closeted straight."
"Of course, I'm too f*cking tall to fit in the closet comfortably."
"Honey Where's My Anus?"
"Spaghetti Knives"
"You Are The Birdless Friend"
"Goose Whisperer"
"Yes Daddy,Repent"
"The Gay Side of you would understand."
"Balake the garape needs to get his own fuckin' grapes."
"Live Action Lollies"
"Face Knife, the fearless bird hero!"
"Toenado"
"Huge Metal Fan"
"S P E C I A L"
"It's a HELICOPTER!"
"My spirit animal is a wet sock"
"Cocaine"
"Mr.Krabs, I have Diabetes."
"Technically, everyone is allergic to fire."
"My scientific conclusion is Air Puppies"
"Squirrel!!"
"I've found god, he's in the science room."
"She's 5 feet, 2 Skittles tall. She'll kill you."
"If a chicken nugget falls out of the sky and hits you on the head… you've been chosen."
"SQUIRREL!! MA GET THE SHOTGUN!!"
”Wednesday”
“FIZZI FIZZI FIZZI”
what do you mean? of course (name) committed tax fraud!
When you do taxes, are you a Yoshi or a Kirby?
Notty a botty.
"I killed you for being straight, but I was wrong."
I'm about as straight as a fruit roll up
"Hey this arc is straighter than (insert name of very gay flute senior last year)! Fix it!" -me on almost a daily basis
"Hey this arc is straighter than (insert name of very gay flute senior last year)! Fix it!" -me on almost a daily basis
Oh my god this is every single person in my friend group.
WAIT NO IT WAS THIS DIAG IS AS STRAIGHT AS
IM DUMB
Haaaaay
Haaaaaaaay
Haaaaaaaaaaaay
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
zipper
"I hate you more than myself"
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