forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

tune

"Here's a compass hands magnetized needle cos the real deal is expensive"
"Mr.Dad: Expert of sticky tape, glue sticks, needles and dinner plates"
"yELLOw gArLic huehuehue"

"Hey, wanna play a game, Hina?"
"No- Your idea for games is usually Russian Roulette with a toy gun-"
"Too bad >:D pulls out a fake gun Let's play!"
"KOKO I STG-"

I am the walking embodiment of a sour patch kid

"kicking the TV Why won't he die-"
"Dude, he's on the other end of the TV."
"So… I just have to get to his end of the TV?"
"No— That's impossible-"

"You're a quick one"

“Stop making out with a cupcake.”

“At least I didn’t kill everybody like mom, via water.”

“I’m tri tri TRIng to stay calm, but I just ca’t! I mean, luke who the cat just dragged in!”

"Don't you DARE drink my setting spray again!"
"In this line of work, we don't question the people in our oven." (said in deep western accent)
"That's a beautiful cow."
"She hit the pole!"
"CY, MUSIC."
"I like your face."
"FLOOR REBELLION"
"1127"
"Don't die, it's bad for your health."
"Silver is basically neon gray."
"DRUG HATS"
"Mike Pence is short for mechanical pencil"

"radioactive ice… crunchy"

"yummy fish water"

"[pours water onto a rock]"
"[applauds]"

"ARSON ARSON, DICKWAD"

“Come get your ANTARCTIC LEMONADE!”

"Acid on our bones."

“Marcia!”

“So, within two seconds of writing ax^2 on the board, someone guessed it.”

@PastelTart : Give him a lemon.
Me : He can't eat. He's a robot.
@PastelTart : Put it in the circuitry.
Me : CITRUS IN HIS CIRCUITS!!!

LEMONS

“Green! GreengreengreengreEEEEEEEweeeeeeneeeeeeeeeeeeeen! Green!”
“I will steal your arteries!”

"JUICY FRUIT!!!!!"
And.
"Shine bright like a f**king diamond."

Got a few in Japanese!:

• ファックユウウウウウウ (don’t bother trying to translate that lol)
• あきらめたらどうですか？
• 卒業するときに, Jarret-kunと結婚します。

I’m saving my favorites for later lol >:)

dev, the hottest guy in the clarinet section

Tri tri TRI-ing to pick up the apple

Why don’t you give it a tri tri TRI

I played that tune on the TRIangle

Just tri tri TRI and wrestle with it

I think my steps are out of trime trime TRIME

Did you put the sample in the petri tri TRI dish

I play low brass because tri brass is tri TRI

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Lasagna?
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“Love you bye”
“Did you hug a homeless person today?”
“Wanna play farting ducks?”
“How do the voices in your head feel about this?”
“If we hear her screaming, we’ll know she found her Australian.”
“Ladies first”
“Lando the mando-“

“Musty dusty crusty ground”
“Needs some head & shoulders”
”yeeeeeeeeee”