forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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"Mice."

Some girl: I'm Pregnant!
Satan: sweats profusely and yeets out the roof

"BEEEEEES!"
"🎶They will sting you!
It will be very painful!
I speak from experience!🎶"

"Turn the door off!"

"BEEEEEEEEEF!!!"

Um may I make a contribution? No one will understand it but-

“Overlord the Stubborn, Gandalf the Difficult, and Forest Princess the Tired.”

"what do you see in hanako-kun that makes you attracted him?"
"he's everything i want in a man: he's a ghost, he can only be summoned in a bathroom, and he grants any wish you want"
"so…you just want a guy who is dead and grants wishes like a genie? …why???-"
"well, why not, right?"

"if we're using a vehicle metaphor then I'm gonna tokyo drift my ass in with a german tank"

"My SHINSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

just gonna leave this here :)

"do you ever just want to become a ghost so you can hug other ghosts?"
"uM… no not really"
"…"
"…"
"i need new friends."

bear

- yeah

(Said in terrible russian accent)
Me name Victor!!

"I'll take a chicken sandwich and your finest pint of non-alcoholic beer."

Henry is the Chad of chads

"I filled his gas tank with syrup"
"No Piss this time?"
"Nope, just syrup and love gloves!"

"thank you very much!"
(you're welcome or no problem…?)
"your problem"

"I'll take a chicken sandwich and your finest pint of non-alcoholic beer."

wheeze I was the one who said that!

LMFAO ANGEL

"i will not lick guacamole off you."

"They don't match"
"Hardcore ramen."
"Turning trash."

"IT'S A ZEBRA!"

"p u p p y"

"Why did you send this to me?"
"hehenjfrnfke funny bonk sound"
"Makes sense… Kinda-"