forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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"I hope he gets maggots in his dick"

book of mormon?? (to clarify, i mean the musical)

a girl stuck food up her you know what and found maggots later so no

WHY THOUGH

Fuckin straight people, man

I heard about that. I hate existence

"I hope he gets maggots in his dick"

book of mormon?? (to clarify, i mean the musical)

a girl stuck food up her you know what and found maggots later so no

WHY THOUGH

Fuckin straight people, man

what the actual fuck tho

"I hope he gets maggots in his dick"

book of mormon?? (to clarify, i mean the musical)

a girl stuck food up her you know what and found maggots later so no

WHY THOUGH

Fuckin straight people, man

what the actual fuck tho

GET THIS GIRL THERAPY PRONTO

"NOTHIN BAD EVA HAPPENS TO THA KENNEDYS!"
"he says in a top-down car :)"

"you ever just become an imposter, sabotage and kill all of your friends, then go home and play among us?"
"what the absolute f u c k"

"I want those tits, on god"
"press x to doubt"

Do I smell fresh, father?

Do I smell fresh, father?

now I want to know the context behind this

Do I smell fresh, father?

now I want to know the context behind this

Armpits. All I’m going to say.

I-
yum

Indeed.

"-takes a second longer than usual to reply to a message-"
"hmm… kinda sus bro"
"i- w o t-"

She bounced titly down the stairs

"Eat ass, smoke grass and sled fast"

Ha bitch i lived

"I hope he gets maggots in his dick"

book of mormon?? (to clarify, i mean the musical)

a girl stuck food up her you know what and found maggots later so no

WHY THOUGH

Fuckin straight people, man

what the actual fuck tho

GET THIS GIRL THERAPY PRONTO

(I heard a story about a guy who fucked a coconut, and you know what'd in it, and later, when he fucked it (He had fucked it several times prior to this one, it was a few days later, I think) and found maggots in the coconut and on his thing. It was fucking gross as shit)

we’re all bread

Not sure if this counts as an inside joke but:

“Munch and crunch on my juicy juicy bones.”

"YOU PRETENTIOUS, SUPERFLUOUS, CALLOW, IGNOBLE, UNCOUTH, BOTZ!!!!"

"Mmmh, fresh car."

"I tasted the rainbow."

12 yr old sis, "You have to do what i say."
Me, who is older than her, "I don't know this woman, this is cannibalism."
Sis chokes while laughing.
Me, "Oh, she's choking. Somebody perform knife!"

'Stabrielle'

"You two are my adopted children who aren't related but are also dating but child 1 is married to that other person over there but now no one is dating or married because they've all switched marraiges several times and child 2 and that one have restraining orders but I'm just your dad, I don't know whats happening anymore"

(to the tune of iKon's 'Love Scenario')
"I had a chicken~ His name was nugget~"