forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

tune

"do you ever just want to become a ghost so you can hug other ghosts?"
"uM… no not really"
"…"
"…"
"i need new friends."

bear

- yeah

(Said in terrible russian accent)
Me name Victor!!

"I'll take a chicken sandwich and your finest pint of non-alcoholic beer."

Henry is the Chad of chads

"I filled his gas tank with syrup"
"No Piss this time?"
"Nope, just syrup and love gloves!"

"thank you very much!"
(you're welcome or no problem…?)
"your problem"

"I'll take a chicken sandwich and your finest pint of non-alcoholic beer."

wheeze I was the one who said that!

LMFAO ANGEL

"i will not lick guacamole off you."

"They don't match"
"Hardcore ramen."
"Turning trash."

"IT'S A ZEBRA!"

"p u p p y"

"Why did you send this to me?"
"hehenjfrnfke funny bonk sound"
"Makes sense… Kinda-"

"Here's a compass hands magnetized needle cos the real deal is expensive"
"Mr.Dad: Expert of sticky tape, glue sticks, needles and dinner plates"
"yELLOw gArLic huehuehue"

"Hey, wanna play a game, Hina?"
"No- Your idea for games is usually Russian Roulette with a toy gun-"
"Too bad >:D pulls out a fake gun Let's play!"
"KOKO I STG-"

I am the walking embodiment of a sour patch kid

"kicking the TV Why won't he die-"
"Dude, he's on the other end of the TV."
"So… I just have to get to his end of the TV?"
"No— That's impossible-"

"You're a quick one"

“Stop making out with a cupcake.”

“At least I didn’t kill everybody like mom, via water.”

“I’m tri tri TRIng to stay calm, but I just ca’t! I mean, luke who the cat just dragged in!”

"Don't you DARE drink my setting spray again!"
"In this line of work, we don't question the people in our oven." (said in deep western accent)
"That's a beautiful cow."
"She hit the pole!"
"CY, MUSIC."
"I like your face."
"FLOOR REBELLION"
"1127"
"Don't die, it's bad for your health."
"Silver is basically neon gray."
"DRUG HATS"
"Mike Pence is short for mechanical pencil"

"radioactive ice… crunchy"

"yummy fish water"

"[pours water onto a rock]"
"[applauds]"

"ARSON ARSON, DICKWAD"

“Come get your ANTARCTIC LEMONADE!”

"Acid on our bones."

“Marcia!”

“So, within two seconds of writing ax^2 on the board, someone guessed it.”

@PastelTart : Give him a lemon.
Me : He can't eat. He's a robot.
@PastelTart : Put it in the circuitry.
Me : CITRUS IN HIS CIRCUITS!!!

LEMONS