I AM MISSING THAT angrily grabs eyeball

“Lisitch”

Cell Block Tango??

Thick crayola pantyhose

That's a bully move

Rude (thumb in the middle), mean (thumb down), bullying (thumb up)!

APPLES AND BANANANA

Your head looks very chilly

You wanna share a shit?

“bArNoLd?!”

"SHE STARTS JERKIN' THE WEEN"

Harvey

“Motherf^CKER!”
“Yes?”

"What's under YOUR gift wrap?"

/me no pulse

RONNY

Pacifica

"DOWN WITH US! IF YOU WERE MY FRIEND YOU WOULD DROWN WITH US!" proceeds to get hit over the head with a pool noodle

“I need a candy cane!”

"Ey I'm Bobbio from New Jersey!"
(In a terrible New Jersey accent)

"If you die, can I have all your worldly possessions?"
"PHLEEM!!"
"Right, sorry. When you die."

“Pass me the burrito holder.”
“TORTILLA!”

“Revelation revaluation 21:8 21:8 liars go to hell liars go to hell BURN BURN BURN! BURN BURN BURN”

“Let’s all join in the debate national anthem!”
“THE BUNNY THE BUNNY OOOO WE LOVE THE BUNNY DONT LOVE MY MOM OR MY DAD JUST THE BUNNY!”

“THE BUNNY THE BUNNY OOOO WE LOVE THE BUNNY DONT LOVE MY MOM OR MY DAD JUST THE BUNNY!”

Cries in Shakespeare
Well not Shakespeare but kind of in Shakespeare it's a long story

To the tune of Look What You Made Me Do by Taylor Swift
"What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?"
(If you don't watch Translator Fails on YouTube, then you won't get this.)