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tis a dinosaur-child my DUDE

I propose a toast!

entire theater yeets pieces of toast into the air

holds arm MY THIGH!!

"Milk is a topping!"
"NO IT'S NOT!"

my friend: i shall burn on a stake
me: okay
that same friend later that day: singing pink fluffy unicorns
me: NO NO NO STOP THAT NOW slaps them

can we ditch the german test for the area 51 raid

(you have german classes?)
Me: Screams hell in the middle of class
class: OH MY GOD KIONNE!!
friend: yells a speal of cuss words
class: unfazed
me: what the fuck

Yes, No, and sometimes Wednesdays.

"Cripplessssssss come near."

Get your PRESONAL FRABRIC OORMS TODEH!!!

PRESONAL FRABRIC OORMS TODEH AAAAHHHH!!!

HAHAHA 🤣

😄😂🤣

(in a toad voice)

DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YOU SOME MACARONI!!!!

FLIPS OUT AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

We're all gonna die ANYWAYS!!! _{cue maniacal laughter}

oh no its the guy that shoots stuff

Vwelcome to cvookie town, popvulation usssss,

This chat makes me laugh so much so I would just like to take a second to say thank you all for putting your jokes here.

"Uhm cookie?"
"Silly thats soap"
"Are you milky?"
"frencH fry!"
"STOOPID JUST REAd!!!!"
"COOKIE UHM?"

"Psssst, hey."
Friend walks back to the hallway.
Me pulls shirt over face, gives self horns.
Runs down hall to friend.
"NANANANANANANANA BATMAN"

dr. pepsi

I FOUND THE SWAADS