"Kevin don't do that!!!"

"Voodoo Hoedoo"

(Watching Llama's with Hats)

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Ah, yes I have the perfect weapon: a sharpened toothpick.

(Watching Llama's with Hats)

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

(OWWWW MMUUUYYY GODDESS YOU WATCH THAT TO!!)
My stomach was making the rumblies - that only hands would satisfy

(Watching Llama's with Hats)

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

(OWWWW MMUUUYYY GODDESS YOU WATCH THAT TO!!)
My stomach was making the rumblies - that only hands would satisfy

(Yeup. My friend and I would watch it on my friend's DS)

(Watching Llama's with Hats)

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

(OWWWW MMUUUYYY GODDESS YOU WATCH THAT TO!!)
My stomach was making the rumblies - that only hands would satisfy

(Yeup. My friend and I would watch it on my friend's DS)

(i just watch it on youtube which reminds me of a joke)
why do Netflix and chill when you could be watching failed vines on youtube all alone

"Kyle!"

"Kyle!"

(my name isn't kyle i'm just going with it)
"Present!"

Also:

• "This is my power pose"
• "StIcKy FiNgErS!"
• "THIRDS!"
• "When the high school gym goes- AaAaAhHhHh"
• "That's a mood and a half"
• "Coma se dice Peppa Pig?"
• "I'd read a slow burn fic with the duolingo owl"
• "COMRADE, steel production is down,"

"bobby bolivia like the country but without the runs"
(transformers ref and big inside joke)

"My drug of choice is social interaction"

me: "MOTHER…"
a friend: "FATHER!"

Colin: we get it, you're gay and IRISH

Funky dogs eating lasagna

(in baby voice) STWAAAAABEWWYIES?

LEO ATE BACON

“Tax evasion”

"But….it's BLUE"

“Grown women would kill for that hair”

"I TOLD YOU I DON'T SPEAK GIGGLES!!!"

"Carpet Mountain"

Laptops are heavy

"Ten points for anyone who understood THAT yawnese"

"sure would be a shame…"