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@HighPockets group

"Barney is my dad, fight me besh."
Five other people just sit there in silence after hearing that.
"….So are you saying your dad is some crackhead purple dinosaur that scares children and adults?"

I mean I saw graffiti that said "UWU CHOKE ME THANOS DADDY" so…..
And this was at a froyo shop with a bunch of little kids…..

@Simon-Says

Mom: Clean your room, it's a mess
Me: So it needs amendments
Mom: It's full of fucking condiments (why the fuck do you keep mayo in here…)
Me: SO IS INDEPENDENCE

@HighPockets group

Mom: Clean your room, it's a mess
Me: So it needs amendments
Mom: It's full of fucking condiments (why the fuck do you keep mayo in here…)
Me: SO IS INDEPENDENCE

sksksksksk BEAUTIFUL

@Simon-Says

Coach: put your hands where you want the ball to go
Me: Looks at coach
Me: walks over to friend
Me: hands them the ball
Coach:
Coach: I hate freshmen.

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”My bangs are an angry finish janitor.”

@Elder-God-Whisper work

"What did we learn today dad?"

Sigh "Don't put Diet Coke in the freezer"

^^ Exactly what my family does. Every. Single. Time. [My family's a bunch of intellectual idiots.]