no but i have many experience in ripping the heads off of innocent flies
if that helps
I am unfortunately not a fly. Though I do wonder how you gained such experience.
i was a weird kid
my hobbies included singing and capturing flies in my bare hands
but i then had to kill them and squashing felt gross
so I either ripped off their faces or dipped them in soap
(The soap actually kills them faster, fyi)
people are so pretty?? If you're a person, congratulations, you're pretty.
I'm mad about how pretty everybody is
But you're pretty too, Xander.
seriously though
why are humans so stunning
I want one
On all levels except physical, I am a wolf.
I opened this chat and my dog started barking downstairs I'm kinda scared
My only life goal is now to become a fly and fly to Ella's house.
I’d be confused as to why the fly is so heckin cute and probably try to keep it as a pet
No ducks this time :/
I spent a lot less time down there because yesterday my parents forgot I wasn't at home and locked me out. Didn't get a lot of reading done. Still have a lotttt left
I barely read anymore… I had to read four chapters of TKAM and I only read 2
Good thing I left earlier. I'm almost back but now it's raining
Yall ever feel like, really intense feelings for someone? Like, I don't want to date this person, even though they are rather attractive. Instead I just kinda really want to be them, ya know?
heh, yeah, 24/7
but that's probably because these days I spend most of my time wishing I was dead.
Well mates there's an ant living inside my computer
Well mates there's an ant living inside my computer
Well now you gotta name it.
Me: wanting to watch vlogs because I miss hanging out with friends outside
Also me: gets super motion sick
hmm, I wonder why I don't feel good >:(