Eris needs a vibe check

you’re to cool for a vibe check

im bored af.

Straight men can’t communicate and straight women are willing to put up with way too much.
Simple.

I think it's a lot worse than that. I think men are indoctrinated into at least something resembling rape culture and women are taught to appeal to the male fantasy.

I fixed it a couple posts ago. Look at that and tell me what you think

*quietly watches with my 21.6 BMI

MBI is worthless. Even more so to females. My and some college folks made the Obese Club in mockery.

You and your friends are absolute legends

They’re going to be written about until the end of time.

It was just a cafeteria table thing. But now we can call people ObEsE and it's great.

Eris needs a vibe check

Witchy. Very witchy. And kinda ethereal

your name gives off heavy "greek goddess of strife and discord" vibes

Alright I have a question
If I make 23-ish tiny masks and put them on the frog statues in my neighbors yard, is that legally vandalism?

I love how you can tell how riled up he is by how strong his language is lmao

Well I am not adverse to cussing. It has its time and place that's all.

I called someone a dick once and you said "wHy DiD yOu CaLl HiM a DuCk"

Like, with Dominic I get snooty rich boy vibes

Hmm. I think Eris has a fancy boy named Dominic.

I love how you can tell how riled up he is by how strong his language is lmao

Well I am not adverse to cussing. It has its time and place that's all.

Yes and I think it's hilarious that when you're super excited you say "Hell yeah!" Or "What the hell?!" and other stuff like that and depending on the level you can tell exactly how excited you are. also when you get worried/scared/angry you say fuck a lot and that was weird

important

this is one of my best friends and we're conducting an experiment
smash or pass

Alright I have a question
If I make 23-ish tiny masks and put them on the frog statues in my neighbors yard, is that legally vandalism?

hmm idk, would you tell them before?

Alright I have a question
If I make 23-ish tiny masks and put them on the frog statues in my neighbors yard, is that legally vandalism?

not if you don't get caught
I mean maybe but depending on the kind of people they are they might not care

I know a dominic and he

• will beat your ass in super smash brothers
• has been volunteering at the library since he was 13
• now works there and is the bad bitch who will give you good book recs
• very christian, okay with gays
• very possibly is bi
• cute???? but like… for a guy.
  so that's what I think about when I think of Dom

Nope.
Unfortunately not. (Though I love libraries.)
I wish.
Yeah.
Sortofish???
Um obviously.

important

this is one of my best friends and we're conducting an experiment
smash or pass

Pass but like
Duh

if someone made handmade tiny masks to put on all my little frog statues i'd consider it a gift

Fuck it, I can't handle holding it in. I don't want to ruin his happy time, but I don't want my brother to continue getting away with this.

I'm sending him the evidence.

I hope you're alright. I hope you have strength.

Emotionally? I'm not alright at all. Mentally? I still have a surprising amount of willpower left after everything that's happened.

As good as can be expected.

Indeed.

important

this is one of my best friends and we're conducting an experiment
smash or pass

Pass but like
Duh

p a s s

important

this is one of my best friends and we're conducting an experiment
smash or pass

Pass
Mostly because they look way too young for me

your name gives off heavy "greek goddess of strife and discord" vibes

Also "might kill you, can hold her own if you stick her anywhere"

It suits you.
Edit: heck by stick I mean plop her in any environment

I. WANT. A. BOYFRIEND.

Hang in there. Don't rush into things. _{And I feel you.}

_{you, a straight twenty year old man, want a boyfriend?}

I want girlfriend. But I can't have.

Why not?

I have to find a girl that is mostly the same in religion. As it is, I am not settled there. I don't really have a my church. It would be unwise to drag a girl along that journey.

tfw you wanna ask for a vibe check but no one knows your name but that's by your choosing so you really have no one to blame for this problem but yourself

I am agog. I am aghast _{has Marius seen love at last?}

i'Ve NeVeR sEeN HiM OOOOOOH AND AAAAAHHH!!!

DIVORCE EMI AND MARRY ME

Nah. I'm a faithful one. Sorry, mate.

Boooo
(You know the boo lady from The Princess Bride? Think that kind of boo, but slightly less enthusiastic. No pointing.)

Good reference.

Mostly because they look way too young for me

Also that but like
Don't count me I'm aro

I. WANT. A. BOYFRIEND.

Hang in there. Don't rush into things. _{And I feel you.}

_{you, a straight twenty year old man, want a boyfriend?}

I want girlfriend. But I can't have.

Why not?

I have to find a girl that is mostly the same in religion. As it is, I am not settled there. I don't really have a my church. It would be unwise to drag a girl along that journey.

Like …. denomination?