forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"I've come to the conclusion that you never intended to make that play-dough. That makes me sad."

“wHeRE aRe ThE kNEeS?!”
“I will toss your salad, mark my words!!”
“I can be obsessed with many things, and right now my obsession is tossing your salad.”

"I will toss your salad" is a remarkably effective threat, I may steal that one.

Do it! It works wonders for me :D

Gonna use it the next time my friend threatens to steal my toes.

"gotta knock it out before you perform surgery"

"wHy aRE yOu ovEr-miNdiNG your bUSinESs, bItCh?"

"Mortals and their pathetic rules do not stop me."

"Arizona spelled backwards is Arizona.. it's a palomino!"

"Arizona spelled backwards is Arizona.. it's a palomino!"

Ah yes, the beautiful state of Anozira

"You look like the poster child for Halloween makeup at the dollar store."

"Now that you aren't wailing in pain, I can say you made the house sound like it was haunted."

“they had spider s*x"

"Well, folks, it's that time again. The wind's whistling stereotypically, society as we know it is on the verge of crumbling, and a car alarm is sounding in the distance."

This is worthy of a book. Please, Ash. Can you naturally fit this into a book?

"Well, folks, it's that time again. The wind's whistling stereotypically, society as we know it is on the verge of crumbling, and a car alarm is sounding in the distance."

This is worthy of a book. Please, Ash. Can you naturally fit this into a book?

Almost certainly.
If not a book, then a short storyor maybe a fanfic, knowing me

"I am a queen! The queenest of the queens!"

"Where's the timer now?"
"Still on the oven I think."

"I want a bowl that doesn't break when you drop it."
"Plastic."

“That was way more horizontal than I thought it would feel, I didn’t realise I would have to tilt my head so far.”

"Now I bet you're wondering, 'where did your ass go?'. Well, I'll show you-"

“This is my first time whispering, okay?!”

“I give him a playful kick in the teeth.”

"Now I bet you're wondering, 'where did your ass go?'. Well, I'll show you-"

me after learning one of you is working at an insurance call center, getting turned on by your customer's voice and masturbating in the work bathroom, humping a table leg while making pasta and video chatting with a random dude who's jerking off, and/or trying to electrocute yourselves by taking a bath with christmas lights

"Now I bet you're wondering, 'where did your ass go?'. Well, I'll show you-"

me after learning one of you is working at an insurance call center, getting turned on by your customer's voice and masturbating in the work bathroom, humping a table leg while making pasta and video chatting with a random dude who's jerking off, and/or trying to electrocute yourselves by taking a bath with christmas lights

Miriam
If I do any of those, it'll be the festive bath one

"Now I bet you're wondering, 'where did your ass go?'. Well, I'll show you-"

me after learning one of you is working at an insurance call center, getting turned on by your customer's voice and masturbating in the work bathroom, humping a table leg while making pasta and video chatting with a random dude who's jerking off, and/or trying to electrocute yourselves by taking a bath with christmas lights

Miriam
If I do any of those, it'll be the festive bath one

I'll beat your ass

"If God came down from heaven and told me it's pronounced 'Jif' I'd be like Okay Jod and walk backwards into hell."

"Sit back, relax, and feel your ass grow"