@The-N-U-T-Cracker
extremely deep growly voice
"aAaAaAaHh~ drinking ASS"
extremely deep growly voice
"aAaAaAaHh~ drinking ASS"
"And today we're gonna watch Passion Of The Christ cause I know you love seeing grown men getting nailed-"
(That movie is rough. Great though.)
(it scared Little Pickles when we watched it at church on good friday. I think that's when it was. I sat on the ground under my sweatshirt and listened to an audiobook on full blast)
(Valid.)
"I pop my collar 'cause I'm Zach."
"I didn't realize the bag was open even though I opened it."
"I'm not flabby–I'm floppy. No." (pause) "I'm not flabby–I'm firm."
"Great, last episode everyone was having sex and now everyone's getting married?"
~all of a few seconds later~
"Aaaaand nevermind. No one's getting married."
"Great, last episode everyone was having sex and now everyone's getting married?"
~all of a few seconds later~
"Aaaaand nevermind. No one's getting married."
Sounds like Shakespeare
"Holy shit things are getting spicy"
"Great, last episode everyone was having sex and now everyone's getting married?"
~all of a few seconds later~
"Aaaaand nevermind. No one's getting married."Sounds like Shakespeare
It was Eureka
"Great, last episode everyone was having sex and now everyone's getting married?"
~all of a few seconds later~
"Aaaaand nevermind. No one's getting married."Sounds like Shakespeare
It was Eureka
Sounds like a Shakespearean comedy.
"Look, let's be real, wearing slick, black, gold-trimmed Allarus Terminator armor can be just as erogenous as wearing nothing at all."
"If you don't wear Crocs and sandals, don't fucking talk to me."
"Person A is a sweetheart… Person B is mentally diabetic."
"I'm not a young spring chicken anymore. I'm more like a late summer rooster."
“I can hear your skin”
—– @Rhindrox
"AXE Deodorant–the symbol for the cult of every 12-year-old boy named Kyle"
"There's a lot of different ways to die from the same kaboom."
"…And makes Jibjab videos featuring all of his teachers as elves."
"Not all cars have ejector seats, but…"
"I will have you know that I do have a power tool in my pants."
"I'm going to name my ass Temptation."
"Well, it is hard for me to resist temptation."
"AXE Deodorant–the symbol for the cult of every 12-year-old boy named Kyle"
It's what they use when they run out of rocks.
"I am a dying chicken"
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