@Anemone eco
"You don't like vodka? I thought you were Russian."
"You don't like vodka? I thought you were Russian."
“When you think about it, snorlax is really just one big bulgey wulgey >w>”
"HOLY SHIT MACHAMP HIT THE DOUBLE DAB"
"These may not seem like much, but they're actually cries for help."
“Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch”
(I– that made me spit out my drink. I want context.)
"When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Let him pee"
"Back off, jack off, regroup."
“Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch”
You're pronouncing "Order of the Phoenix" wrong.
“Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch”
You're pronouncing "Order of the Phoenix" wrong.
Yeah basically
“Harry Potter and the Audacity of This Bitch”
You're pronouncing "Order of the Phoenix" wrong.
leMME TELL YOU I DAMN NEAR BUST OUT LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT -
bows I aim to serve.
"I've decided not to kill myself because I don't wanna give my locals that kind of clout. 'I kNeW hiM' no you fucking didn't"
This oddly reminds me of Tom Sawyer.
“I want him to set fire to things and become the cancer of the town!”
(I– that made me spit out my drink. I want context.)
(the context isn’t as great, just a comment on some woman’s emotional post about how she finally got her dream car after years of notoriously scamming people for their money or something like that. i just wanted to save it for further use cause it made me laugh)
"What's the deal with strip club food?"
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"Pranking my Stepbro (GONE SEXUAL)."
"Pranking my Stepbro (GONE SEXUAL)."
(this sounds like a mix between a porno and a very weird youtube video you find on a strange channel that somehow has 1.3k subscribers)
Said in the deepest voice a six-year-old can manage: "SALES PITCH"
"Well, obviously I tried to kidnap you because I'm sick of spending my nights alone. Duh."
"What's that song that goes, like… 'You don't know what you got til it's gone?'"
"Sweet Caroline?"
"Well, obviously I tried to kidnap you because I'm sick of spending my nights alone. Duh."
Lol.
"sorry, i can't make it. i swallowed a newt."
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