"let's make poopie great again"
"I don't throw fits!"
"Oh, really-"
"I throw 'Big Girl Tantrums™'."
"You have no clue just how gay I am for you."
"You have no clue just how gay I am for you."
-Miriam at some point, probably
"I'm gonna take a nap."
"It's bedtime."
"Well, then, I'm gonna take a longer nap!"
"Now, sweetie, why did you… aggressively fist bump your mirror?"
"Ah, the season finale. Or as I like to call it, everyone is sleeping together and they'll all be gone next season."
"All we have is HENRY and his USELESS LEG!"
(Oregon Trail. My dad was supposed to put in Shelby but forgot to, so it autochose Henry)
"Aw, it says Henry broke his leg-"
"Shoot him."
"That's what I was gonna say!"
"No wait, if you ford the river you'll probably die-"
"That's the goal."
"Is it even worth surviving at this point? It's just you and Mom now, all the kids died."
"We can make more."
"WHO'S HENRY? Is he my husband or something?"
"He's our third kid.
"It's called Attack of the Sith. It's Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith combined."
(Isn't "Attack of the Sith" that just the Old Republic?)
(I'll one up you on that: Attack of the Revenge of the Sith Clones)
(Attack of the Revenge of the Phantom Sith Clone Menace)
(A New Attack of The Revenge of the Sith Clone Menace)
(A New Empire Strikes Back at the Hope of The Return of the Jedi)
(That one actually makes sense)
(The Phantom Clone Awakens, the Solo Rogue's Revenge, and the Return of the Rise of the Last Hope Strikes)
