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"why the FUCK is my shit BLUE"
"IT'S FUCKING BLUE, MIRIAM. I DIDN'T EAT A FUCKING SMURF"
"NO, JEN, IT'S NOT NORMAL"
"I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BAR OF SOAP DOWN MY THROAT"
"MY SHIT"
"IS"
"BLUE"
"why the FUCK is my shit BLUE"
"IT'S FUCKING BLUE, MIRIAM. I DIDN'T EAT A FUCKING SMURF"
"NO, JEN, IT'S NOT NORMAL"
"I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BAR OF SOAP DOWN MY THROAT"
"MY SHIT"
"IS"
"BLUE"
"OHh! If you don't have a filling in your pie, you don't have a PIE, fuckhole!"
"So it's one Will and half a noodle deep."
"It's white, you roast it on a stick-"
"ACORNS?!"
“Yeah, gimme that thick, gloopy paste”
~me, 2020
"You could almost see all the way into your cheeks you could stuff that with nuts!"
"Friends, friends, in the tub,
I saw your dick, but it's fine, we're FRIENDS!
Friends, friends, friends, oh,
don't take a nasty pic
oh!
friends, friends, friends,
the loveliest friends you'd ever seen
friends, friends, friends,
take a giant look at my giant peen
OH!"
"Aye, Imma rip you limb-from-Limberger if you don't shut yo ass up."
"tsk tsk alleyoop, save the giraffes. am i vsco yet?"
"PAAS. Piss Ass…Ass…" (dissolves into laughter) "Celebrate. With an S. Piss Ass Ass Selebrate." (more laughter)
"Don't you dare talk to Heapass like that."
"He makes Onision look like Douglas Adams (? Shakespeare perhaps?) and that's saying a lot"
“Charizard titties! Charizard titties! Charizard titties!”
"We stan Needle Ass"
"You ejaculate water, right?"
"I want to stuff you inside my tiny balls"
"I want to stuff you inside my tiny balls"
Is this Pokemon?
"I want to stuff you inside my tiny balls"
Is this Pokemon?
yes
"I WAS ON PORNHUB AND MY SCREEN FROZE"
"THEN MY MOM WALKED IN"
"YOU ALL LAUGH BUT IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY"
"DUDE YESTERDAY MY SHIT WAS BLUE AND NOW THIS?"
"name DON'T, JUST DON'T"
"MIRIAM I SWEAR–"
"Congratulations, you killed a Will O' Wisp with a tuba."
"You ready to go on the panty raid?"
"omelette architecture"
"His name is Al'ahx, and he's my emotional support crystal battleax."
"The only thing that gives me life has been ripped away from me. What am I supposed to watch now?"
"I'm gonna just push my big banana through all the holes at once"
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