forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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sensual voice
“Wet father~~”

"See, actors? This is what sexual tension should look like. Take notes. We need more of this."
"You're saying you want more sexual tension?"
"Well no but as long as we're getting it, it should be good."

"Being squished is a lot like human mating. It requires a partner and there are several oozing fluids."

"Ask not for whom the giant robot squishes. It squishes for thee."

"Agreed. You distract them while I go for a tactical squish."

"How do you like death this week?"

"Man, you look like a badly sculpted statue from 300 BC that's nose was so large that when rained, only the mcfricken hypotenuse eroded off. You flat-nosed ho."

"Is that a testicle? I swear that's a testicle. Please tell me that's not a testicle."

sensual voice
“Wet father~~”

(lemme tell you i chOKED-)

"I'm gonna eat my hand one finger at a time. The thumb's last because it puts up a fight."

"If you don't like that you can suck my dick."

"But I'm a lesbian-"

“I’ll have you know that I am a man of culture! Hair clips are my kink!!”

"I need your help!"
"What happened?"
"I may have gotten stuck on a cactus."
"HOW?!"

"HOLD STILL I WANT TO MAKE YOU A CAT"

"Come back, I wanna make you a bunny!"

"Bullet bitch."

"Could you pass me your goop?"

"Goddamnit, right in the strong."

“Ah yes, Hatsune Miku——the ultimate MC”

"Is that how many people you've fucked?"

"WHAT"

"Good grief. It feels like there's more smoke in here than when I set that motel on fire."

"You gotta eat the muffin with the spoon, you aren't doing it right. No, you barbarian, use the spoon, goddamnit"

"She eats her toejam with a fork!"
"EEW!"
"We eat our toejam with a spoon!"

"No! I just wanna drink my hot cocoa and watch the world burn around me!"

"We can make you sound like Optimus Prime without a voice mod, but you'll have to go through puberty twice."
"Sign me the fuck up!"