"I identify as Michael Jackson. My pronouns are he/hee."

(Domino I just lost it)

Perfect. I considered making my pronouns on here Queen/Yasss.

I am only gonna refer to you with those pronouns now

"Lah-mow"
"Do you mean… Lmao?"
"Yeah."

y'all know i'm afraid of michael jackson stop it

hehee

no

_hehee

STOP

Now, now. Let us not torture Mir, and respect her fears.

"One hundred perfectly assembled model aircraft in a line while a bulldozer comes"

(I feel sorry for whoever assembled those.)

Would you like context?
Because I will 100% give the context?

(Yes please)

It was for a Make A Noise Musician Name thread and it was a goldmine

"Child. Stay away from the open flame. Those are not good for you. You will combust."

(back in my day, combusting built character. We did it all the time)

(Ugh, Grandma, who let you out of the cellar?)

(back in my day, combusting built character. We did it all the time)

(Ugh, Grandma, who let you out of the cellar?)

(Back in my day, we let ourselves in and out of the cellar whenever we wanted!)

(back in my day, combusting built character. We did it all the time)

(Ugh, Grandma, who let you out of the cellar?)

(Back in my day, we let ourselves in and out of the cellar whenever we wanted!)

(Did you forget your pills again? Here here, I'll go strap you down to the operating table so the doctor can get to work. He needs those hearty lungs of yours, you know.)

(back in my day, combusting built character. We did it all the time)

(Ugh, Grandma, who let you out of the cellar?)

(Back in my day, we let ourselves in and out of the cellar whenever we wanted!)

(Did you forget your pills again? Here here, I'll go strap you down to the operating table so the doctor can get to work. He needs those hearty lungs of yours, you know.)

(No leeches this time. Promise me.)

"Did you do the monch yet?"

(back in my day, combusting built character. We did it all the time)

(Ugh, Grandma, who let you out of the cellar?)

(Back in my day, we let ourselves in and out of the cellar whenever we wanted!)

(Did you forget your pills again? Here here, I'll go strap you down to the operating table so the doctor can get to work. He needs those hearty lungs of yours, you know.)

(No leeches this time. Promise me.)

(…….sure. Yep, totally no leeches involved in this procedure, not a single one!)

(back in my day, combusting built character. We did it all the time)

(Ugh, Grandma, who let you out of the cellar?)

(Back in my day, we let ourselves in and out of the cellar whenever we wanted!)

(Did you forget your pills again? Here here, I'll go strap you down to the operating table so the doctor can get to work. He needs those hearty lungs of yours, you know.)

(No leeches this time. Promise me.)

(…….sure. Yep, totally no leeches involved in this procedure, not a single one!)

(LIAR!!!! YOU'RE WORKING FOR THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT AREN'T YOU?!?!)

(back in my day, combusting built character. We did it all the time)

(Ugh, Grandma, who let you out of the cellar?)

(Back in my day, we let ourselves in and out of the cellar whenever we wanted!)

(Did you forget your pills again? Here here, I'll go strap you down to the operating table so the doctor can get to work. He needs those hearty lungs of yours, you know.)

(No leeches this time. Promise me.)

(…….sure. Yep, totally no leeches involved in this procedure, not a single one!)

(LIAR!!!! YOU'RE WORKING FOR THE RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT AREN'T YOU?!?!)

(O Dieu vivant! Uh….tazes you)

(back in my day, combusting built character. We did it all the time)

(Ugh, Grandma, who let you out of the cellar?)

(Back in my day, we let ourselves in and out of the cellar whenever we wanted!)

(Right you are!)