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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

“OnlyFans but it’s entirely hugs, cuddles, soft fluffy things, and the tortured screams of the children forced to bake cakes in my basement”

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"Yeah, girl. Lemme look up your dress."

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@RedTheLoveless

(We took a "What Disney Princess Are You?" quiz and our guy friend got Rapunzel, and he already has kinda-long hair, so someone made the off-hand comment of "Bro-punzel" and now he has committed to growing his hair out even longer so he can cosplay as Rapunzel.)
(The second one was where we were talking about dumb ways people died, and this dude died from shooting himself with a longbow. He had notched the arrow, but it refused to fire, so he turned the bow around and at that moment it fired and stuck him in the head, right next to his eye. He died the next day.)