@Anemone eco
"We both know why I don't like swallowing around you."
"We both know why I don't like swallowing around you."
👀
"This is making the pencil in my mouth very uncomfy"
"Poppa, are you following the dress code?"
"Maybe… heheheh"
"Poppa, are you following the dress code?"
"Maybe… heheheh"
Telling lies, Poppa?
"Those are a lot of hands and I'm not into that."
"Look at the mood lighting on her butt."
"That is all shades of loud."
"Tom Nook x Reader smut"
A few seconds later
"Let your mind wander? My mind strays 2 feet and lands on Animal Crossing smut!"
(Y'all I am so sorry)
“OnlyFans but it’s entirely hugs, cuddles, soft fluffy things, and the tortured screams of the children forced to bake cakes in my basement”
Hey, um Ella? What was that last point?
"Yeah, girl. Lemme look up your dress."
"Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it."
"Yeah, girl. Lemme look up your dress."
I–
(Shh–)
"It's MY big thick stick!"
(Shh–)
(this is oddly scary i-)
"Sorry guys, Bro-punzel is happening."
"How do you shoot yourself with a longbow? You fucking idiot."
(I wish for the context of both of those.)
(We took a "What Disney Princess Are You?" quiz and our guy friend got Rapunzel, and he already has kinda-long hair, so someone made the off-hand comment of "Bro-punzel" and now he has committed to growing his hair out even longer so he can cosplay as Rapunzel.)
(The second one was where we were talking about dumb ways people died, and this dude died from shooting himself with a longbow. He had notched the arrow, but it refused to fire, so he turned the bow around and at that moment it fired and stuck him in the head, right next to his eye. He died the next day.)
(I would love to see the finished product of the Bro-punzel endeavor)
(Oh wow. Bro-punzel sounds awesome. And… I have no comment for the dude with the longbow.)
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