“According to this paragraph we are somewhere between straight white girls and furries”
~two adult men

The Scale of Nope

I'm of the not straight but white girl variety, myself

"My heart went kersplat."

"Potsu isn't playing anymore."

"Who hath claimed the B E A N"

"You still have bones? W E A K."

"I forgot what car keys look like."

"Are we just gonna ignore the gay vibes of this movie?"

"Okay, Ken (from Barbie) is totally gay."

"Okay, Ken (from Barbie) is totally gay."

Oh boy, you gotta look up that one Ken doll lmao

"Okay, Ken (from Barbie) is totally gay."

Oh boy, you gotta look up that one Ken doll lmao

Oh god what is it

He's just Barbiesexual I hate that I said that

He's just Barbiesexual I hate that I said that

Thanks, I hate it!

"Okay, Ken (from Barbie) is totally gay."

Oh boy, you gotta look up that one Ken doll lmao

Oh god what is it

Look up "earring magic Ken" and read the story behind it lmao

JYN THAT'S CURSED WHY

👀👀👀

JYN THAT'S CURSED WHY

IF I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT SO DO YOU!

JYN THAT'S CURSED WHY

IF I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT SO DO YOU!

JYN WE'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH

JYN THAT'S CURSED WHY

IF I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT SO DO YOU!

JYN WE'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH

NOT UNTIL YOU SEE HIM.

My dad: Why is she wearing a men's jacket from the eighties??
My brain: because she's not straight

There's context for all of these.

"Singer man's has times sounding like Yoda monster from Star Wars."

"The perfect song for when your team just won trivia night and you want to roll down the windows and drive past your defeated opponents while waving glow sticks and smoking dope."

"Yoko's voice could drop a rampaging bison at 60 paces…"

"The musical equivalent of wearing a Hawaiian shirt to Applebee's on a Saturday night."

"The Big Bang Theory intro song but sad."

"The only drug that could make this better is cyanide."

"You just don't get how deep The Wall is. It's like, there's this wall around him, and the wall symbolizes a wall."

"Makes me want to punch my mom for no reason."

"This album makes me feel like I have black friends and they gave me a cool nickname like Docta Nasty."

"Looks like Danny is having a threesome in a bath tube with himself…"

"Faye for the thousandth time, use a napkin!!!"

"Oh jeez, looks like Jesca's face is falling off again."

"Once there was an ugly schoolboy. He was sooo ugly, that everybody died."

“According to this paragraph we are somewhere between straight white girls and furries”
~two adult men

I'll have what they were reading.

"Yoko's voice could drop a rampaging bison at 60 paces…"

#Truth

"The musical equivalent of wearing a Hawaiian shirt to Applebee's on a Saturday night."

My personality.

JYN THAT'S CURSED WHY

IF I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT IT SO DO YOU!

(Same concept.)

"I was a magnifying glass."

"Two bros, chillin' in a hot tub, six feet apart 'cuz they are gay but corona"

"Nie is Gordon Ramsey, anything is possible." - @JynIs16GoingOn17