forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"He had sunglasses in his hair."
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Dang now I know how to measure if my hair is floofy enough.

"If your first thought when you see your house destroyed isn't your sleeping children, you're a terrible parent and I don't know how to help you."

"Day ten of me raising children I bought on the black market."

Were they expensive?

Nah, I bought the store-brand ones.

"Day ten of me raising children I bought on the black market."

Were they expensive?

Nah, I bought the store-brand ones.

Well I'm pretty broke. How many will $15 and some pennies get me?

Eh. I don't know… maybe 1 and a half.

So what you're saying is I can get chicken nuggets AND a child? Sweet

I know, it's quite a bargain.

Can I get one for the singular dollar under my bed?

Nah, you could get a foot tho.

“Woah! I think that’s enough nuts Daisy.”

"MICROWAVED BREAD!"

unholy cross between Russian and German accent “You don’t happen to have any Children in that strudel do you?”

“Now Teddy is on drugs”

"Can't go wrong with Pikachu"
"Raises my spirits."

“No, eat the fresh bread! Not the one with so many preservatives it’ll last until the second coming of Christ.”

"Kaboom and Zoom get the fuck out of my room."

"First you insult not only the holy goodness of Crofters but the good name of Thomas Sanders, now this?"

"doggie!!!!"

"First you insult not only the holy goodness of Crofters but the good name of Thomas Sanders, now this?"

I would like to know the address of whoever this was said to, I just want to talk.

"First you insult not only the holy goodness of Crofters but the good name of Thomas Sanders, now this?"

I would like to know the address of whoever this was said to, I just want to talk.

This was to my brother.

"First you insult not only the holy goodness of Crofters but the good name of Thomas Sanders, now this?"

I would like to know the address of whoever this was said to, I just want to talk.

This was to my brother.

I’m gonna shove an empty jar of Crofters up your brother’s @ss

"First you insult not only the holy goodness of Crofters but the good name of Thomas Sanders, now this?"

I would like to know the address of whoever this was said to, I just want to talk.

This was to my brother.

I’m gonna shove an empty jar of Crofters up your brother’s @ss

I'll punch him again for you if you want