"and here we have bobblehead JFK making his forehead an even bigger target then before on a neon background giving us this motivational speech-"
That reminds me of the time when I was in history class and accidentally knocked over my teacher's JFK bobblehead. The head popped off and I thought I was going to die or worse, but he looked at me and said "reports say it was a lone gunman!" It's a miracle I've survived this long…
I love your history teacher.
One of my classmates bought a $100 JFK bust for one of my favorite teachers, and she puts little hats on it, it's hilarious.
anyone else realize that half the things in this thread aren't out of context, they're just funny quotes that didn't fit the rules of the "things you heard high/middle school students say" chat
yes i'm calling myself out as well
Yeah–
I'd like to think I'm not guilty of this
"Laissez, mon seigneur, laissez, laissez!"
"Just try and get the balls in the hole."
"Draw me like one of your social distancing french girls" ~ Emi (2020)
"Laissez, mon seigneur, laissez, laissez!"
I chuckled
It's, like, the only French I know, so if some of my friends are talking about French class, I yell it at varying volumes
"Every time I spray that disinfecting spray I have World War Two flashbacks."
“So you decided to Thanos snap, frozen two Olaf, yourself to next Tuesday? That’s not how physics works Michelle!”
"Alright got the box…"
"What's the gender…?????"
"Aaaand it's gay!!! Congratulations, you're having a baby gay!!!"
“I’m like a snake.”
“Long, thin and no one trusts you?”
“I was going to say a lot of people don’t like me and I lay on the ground a lot but sure.”
"Ha graw, males. On the ha is hunt."
“But he wasn’t dead”
“Yeah but he didn’t know that”
"I'm gonna pull a Zoro and sleep to forget my problems."
"What are your problems?"
"I'm tired."
"And his name iS DON CHEENA" plays John Cena's theme poorly on a recorder
“my bones are just brittle in the mornings, usually they harden around lunchtime, and at night, they get squishy”
“this was also the same kid who listens to my little pony incest music, so”
similarly
"she was watching plotless incest."
"i was NOT watching incestuous porn!"
