forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Hahaha tax evasion"

“Great! We’ve got the Oklahomies and the Idahoes”

i've been calling my oklahoma friends oklahomies

My baby sister: “Love you tho Death”

"What a sweet little number. And I guess the song was good too."

"Don't worry ma'am, I'm just making sexual advances on your daughter is all. She gives me tingles down in my penis area."

"I wanna make your daughter my bride!

She's a child.

Then my child bride! Alright, alright alright!"

"Yeah, I do meth."

"There's a book on how to become a frog."

"Don't like your butt during the mass!"

we stan Jyn's cat

"I smell like skunk!"

"meet me at the back with a wiper blade, a CD player, some italian bread, and a tiny box nothing fits in"

(you can't just say that and then not tell me what book)

("Becoming a Frog")

Legg

“Draco is a lesbian cavewoman”

"You're stupid."
"Your mom is stupid!"
"We have the same mom. We're siblings."

a: "think happy things. like. think about your boyfriend."
me: smiles
a: "you can have him over, y'know. once the world stops ending."
me: "except i'm terrified of him meeting you and [redacted]. soooooo…no."

"It's like the infinity gauntlet, but with spam."

ytidrusba ym htiw gnilaed roF

ytidrusba ym htiw gnilaed roF

Why-
Why can I read this so easily?

@NutEllaDraws-is-a-happy-little-bean post Philax

What sort of God-forsaken abomination have you unleashed upon this world

What sort of God-forsaken abomination have you unleashed upon this world

thank you

Imagine if Dr. Phil was a writer and he was on here