forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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“These are fake Jews.”
“Wait what happened to the real Jews?”
…
“The holocaust, Tyler.”

“You want some dried skin?”

"Are you gaslighting Mr. Clean?"

“Egg juice.”

"Put your foot down."
"Like Shrek, but creamer."

Even if your chest were so incredibly flat that you could play billiards on it, I'd still think you're the cutest girl in the world.
Don't emit your host beam since it is perverted!

"In their defense, you were raised in a cult."

“Sussy-pog-baka-champ.”

“We could get a snake to deal with the mice.”
“How would we deal with the snake?”
“A mongoose.”
“…Sus.”
“But how would we deal with the mongoose?”
“Glock.”

"Couple goals: hiding a body together!"

You lost your penis privilege
Stealing kidneys isn't polite either
Before we start this funeral, I'd like to thank our sponsors

Bow down to the will of Mountain Dew

"Cancer is illegal now."
"Cancer doesn't follow man's laws. Like the don't do murder one."

"apple fanboy" -my dad, who has all apple products except for his earbuds, about someone else

"apple fanboy" -my dad, who has all apple products except for his earbuds, about someone else

I thought you were talking about the fruit for a solid ten seconds and had to reread that

WHEEZE

NO

It’s Horgrid

You lost your penis privilege

That image haunts me

"apple fanboy" -my dad, who has all apple products except for his earbuds, about someone else

I thought you were talking about the fruit for a solid ten seconds and had to reread that

Neville is an apple fanboy

“Listen man, you said ‘wake’, but I heard ‘seance’.”

It's me! SNIFFERWOLF

"So he's not a walking pile of wrinkles and nut dust"

"new boyfriend" footage of deer

"I was vibrating too much already." Dad. Gross.