forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"So I have a kilometre of rice-"
"You mean a kilogram?"
grabs face "No"

"We did deep presentations about the dangers of capitalism, police brutality, peer pressure, and rickrolling."

I trusted you, y-you sussy baka

"Did you see how little peanut butter he put on that toast? He's definitely a serial killer."

"No sane person holds a hammer like that."
come along for out of context pickles while they watch a thriller

Which thriller?

The Stepfather

Never heard of it. Is it good, bad, or so-bad-it's-good so far?

so far it's alright

"'he's good to the kids' he violently assaulted one of them, susan."

"Oh hey, my face does that."

"Yeah, don't worry, it's no big deal that I killed her. Just a regular Tuesday."

"He's not a murderer. He's only creepy half the time."

"There's been a marshmallow in my pocket this whole time?!"

"I feel like 'serial killer' is a little farther than 'jerk' but I could be wrong."

"His jaw from that angle is the scariest thing about him."

it wasn't very good

RIP

"An ADHD themed Mario Kart track."
"Animal Crossing Villager has no chill at all."
"Why is Isabelle in jail again?"
"I know the most random assortment of German words and none of them are useful."

“What vibes do I give off?”
“Hmm. Sheep.”
“What?”
“Baaaah.”
“Okay.”

"Why is Isabelle in jail again?"

Tax fraud, public intoxication, and telling Cookie to get her own goddamn fruit, she's standing next to the tree for God's sake.

"An ADHD themed Mario Kart track."

Rainbow Road

"An ADHD themed Mario Kart track."

Rainbow Road

Yes

"I don't know, I feel like smoking is probably vegan."

"An ADHD themed Mario Kart track."

Rainbow Road

We were actually talking about Baby Park, believe it or not.

"An ADHD themed Mario Kart track."

Rainbow Road

We were actually talking about Baby Park, believe it or not.

Oh, I don't think I've played that one!

"The redirect isn't working, people don't believe in our cause. We need to hurry and announce that Mcree's new name is Gay Gay Homosexual Gay."

For many years now… Ibuki has dreamed of making a cookie statue of her boobs

What happens if i shove hot sauce up someones ass

"'Cocaine' hippos."

"He's like Troy Bolton if you replaced basketball with armed robbery."

"I'd say I hope the timeline where Bandstand swept the Tonys is doing better, but let's face it: we know it is."