At this point, this thread has become a tribute to shitty fanfiction. Absolutely hilarious, horribly-written, teenage hormone-infused fanfiction.
I read the Wikipedia article and nearly had a stroke reading the summary. At this point, I’m too afraid to even consider reading further.
Understandable
(I'm pretty sure the bible one is actually satire. I think I once read an article to that effect)
(I think you’re wrong Lol.)
Don’t ya love the very subtle jabs at Catholics. This lady could give the snake from Genesis 3:1 a run for its money.
Also the fact that he apparently digested the entire Bible in the first chapter by mind magic miracle.
I KNOW! HOW??
She's so condescending I hate it
GAH WHY DOES SHE USE SO MANY SEMI COLONS
SOMEONE DIDNT PAY ATTENTION IN ENGLISH CLASS
I get that she's trying to teach her kids lessons, but really, blatantly stating them every time isn't really the best way to do that. Or she's doing it wrong. I can't really tell
It's like…no, it IS she stripped away everyone's personalities and just used their names. V upset
She also goes off on tangents in the middle of writing, to either insult atheists or talk about parts of Christianity.
Yeah. Also, I feel like everything going wrong in her life is God telling her to stop, not to keep going. Fort Parsons, mommy, ugh!
Just think what would have happened if Harry had not known to love the sin and not the sinner! I certainly hope this is a typo
Oh good it is
LOL!
lied dishonestly no wonder her husband thinks this is a bad idea
Yeah, convert people by yelling at them that they're going to hell. Condemn Reddit accounts T_T
IM DONE!!!!!! time for the second one
Oh dear. Petunia's hair color seems to have changed. I have no doubt that this will be used as a sign of her evolutionist tendencies if it wasn't a mistake
Your commentary is great. I read the book (if you can call it that) with a commentary written in by a snarky college student. It was fabulous.
That was (thankfully) very short. The semi colons were severely lacking. I say troll
Bad fanfic you say?
WAIT A MINUTE
ARE YOU GUYS READING HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF PRAYER OR WHATEVER?
Yeah. We are.