forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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@CinnamonTheChristmassyBagelDefibrillator

Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)

Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…

Anything works

raises hand ma'am i has - consults my list of knives - balisongs, machetes, daggers, kukris, cleavers, paring knives, boning knives, filleting knives, bowie knives, drop points and more!

bruh… casually shoots you in the head bc yes

falls backwards, the bottoms of my feet still touching the ground before coming back up, Michael Jackson style thank you for the food!

Do you have any switchblades?

pulls out a switchblade made of human bone and smile her name is freya! she says hello! she's your new best friend!

GASP She's beautiful

giggling she says thnk you! and that you're pretty as well! and that we could both be prettier bathed in human blood!

Wipes away a tear She understands me

hands her over to you take very good care of her! be sure to kill at least one person with her a day!

I will, I promise. I nod solemnly as I accept Freya

@lord-of-the-carnival group

Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)

Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…

Anything works

raises hand ma'am i has - consults my list of knives - balisongs, machetes, daggers, kukris, cleavers, paring knives, boning knives, filleting knives, bowie knives, drop points and more!

bruh… casually shoots you in the head bc yes

falls backwards, the bottoms of my feet still touching the ground before coming back up, Michael Jackson style thank you for the food!

Do you have any switchblades?

pulls out a switchblade made of human bone and smile her name is freya! she says hello! she's your new best friend!

GASP She's beautiful

giggling she says thnk you! and that you're pretty as well! and that we could both be prettier bathed in human blood!

Wipes away a tear She understands me

hands her over to you take very good care of her! be sure to kill at least one person with her a day!

I will, I promise. I nod solemnly as I accept Freya

smiles

@lord-of-the-carnival group

helo

Hai

Bone jar

MMm bones

hopefully bones?

No bones for you.

is now sad

I will give you bones

:O thank you!

What is your preferred bone type?

femurs, humerus' and spinal columns please!

@CinnamonTheChristmassyBagelDefibrillator

helo

Hai

Bone jar

MMm bones

hopefully bones?

No bones for you.

is now sad

I will give you bones

:O thank you!

What is your preferred bone type?

femurs, humerus' and spinal columns please!

Of what species? I have human, cow, goat, turtle… a lot.

@lord-of-the-carnival group

helo

Hai

Bone jar

MMm bones

hopefully bones?

No bones for you.

is now sad

I will give you bones

:O thank you!

What is your preferred bone type?

femurs, humerus' and spinal columns please!

Of what species? I have human, cow, goat, turtle… a lot.

human and cow please and thank!

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why are you encouraging her?!

Because.

sticks tongue out at Jaiden you brought me here-

ugh ;-;

@CinnamonTheChristmassyBagelDefibrillator

helo

Hai

Bone jar

MMm bones

hopefully bones?

No bones for you.

is now sad

I will give you bones

:O thank you!

What is your preferred bone type?

femurs, humerus' and spinal columns please!

Of what species? I have human, cow, goat, turtle… a lot.

human and cow please and thank!

Ok! Disappears for a moment and comes back with two cardboard boxes The one on the top is human, the other is cow. Careful, they're a bit heavy.

@lord-of-the-carnival group

Ok! Disappears for a moment and comes back with two cardboard boxes The one on the top is human, the other is cow. Careful, they're a bit heavy.

holds them both casually with one hand and smiles thank you friend! i am in your debt!

@CinnamonTheChristmassyBagelDefibrillator

Ok! Disappears for a moment and comes back with two cardboard boxes The one on the top is human, the other is cow. Careful, they're a bit heavy.

holds them both casually with one hand and smiles thank you friend! i am in your debt!

Your interest in my craft is payment enough! Grins Have a nice day!

@lord-of-the-carnival group

Ok! Disappears for a moment and comes back with two cardboard boxes The one on the top is human, the other is cow. Careful, they're a bit heavy.

holds them both casually with one hand and smiles thank you friend! i am in your debt!

Your interest in my craft is payment enough! Grins Have a nice day!

awww! as is your interest in mine!