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The Cat-Bird revolution has started and I would like to make an alliance with the Cheesecake team
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✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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@IamNOTachickenok
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@Eli-the-transboi group
;-; what is going on-
@lord-of-the-carnival group
blinks twice, still smiling, then pulls out a pistol and shoots you in the head Wow, this has gotten quite chaotic.
falls backward, laughing like a happy child well of course! it's a carnival after all! stands back up, ignoring the hole in my head, grabbing a handgun chambered in 50 BMG and placing it right against your temple before pulling the trigger
gets shot and falls to ground, silent
Flips through PB I cast Raise Dead! (Yay, necromancy)
:O thank you friend! more target practice without fear of killing them- long pause well, killing them more-
…. Stabs you in the chest Okay, no more of that…….
giggles can i keep this?
@lord-of-the-carnival group
and is the entertainer lord ded yet?
nope! still here!
@lord-of-the-carnival group
;-; what is going on-
that's simple! chaos!
@CinnamonTheChristmassyBagelDefibrillator
Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
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and is the entertainer lord ded yet?
nope! still here!
dang it. shoots you several times
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Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
um
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Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…
@lord-of-the-carnival group
Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
stabs you and smiles hopefully does that work?
dang it. shoots you several times
they burrow into my body, stretching it like rubber before being flung back at you no thank u!
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Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
stabs you and smiles hopefully does that work?
dang it. shoots you several times
they burrow into my body, stretching it like rubber before being flung back at you no thank u!
they phase through my body bc i'm a ghost now. You sure about that?
@lord-of-the-carnival group
they burrow into my body, stretching it like rubber before being flung back at you no thank u!
they phase through my body bc i'm a ghost now. You sure about that?
yup! nods vigorously
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they burrow into my body, stretching it like rubber before being flung back at you no thank u!
they phase through my body bc i'm a ghost now. You sure about that?
yup! nods vigorously
fully sure? picks up bottle labled "HEMLOCK"
@lord-of-the-carnival group
they burrow into my body, stretching it like rubber before being flung back at you no thank u!
they phase through my body bc i'm a ghost now. You sure about that?
yup! nods vigorously
fully sure? picks up bottle labled "HEMLOCK"
nods more indeedy!
@CinnamonTheChristmassyBagelDefibrillator
Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…
Anything works
@Eli-the-transboi group
cries for some reason
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they burrow into my body, stretching it like rubber before being flung back at you no thank u!
they phase through my body bc i'm a ghost now. You sure about that?
yup! nods vigorously
fully sure? picks up bottle labled "HEMLOCK"
nods more indeedy!
drinks from the bottle Well, how 'bout we just talk? You like Shakespeare?
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Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…
Anything works
WAIT VAL WHAT GROUP ARE YOU IN
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cries for some reason
appears behind you Hey… you like hot choccy, squishmallows, or hugs?
@Eli-the-transboi group
cries for some reason
appears behind you Hey… you like hot choccy or hugs?
surprised noises um- both-?
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cries for some reason
appears behind you Hey… you like hot choccy or hugs?
surprised noises um- both-?
and squishmallows?
@lord-of-the-carnival group
Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…
Anything works
raises hand ma'am i has - consults my list of knives - balisongs, machetes, daggers, kukris, cleavers, paring knives, boning knives, filleting knives, bowie knives, drop points and more!
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Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…
Anything works
Well, would you be interested in a cleaver?
@lord-of-the-carnival group
they burrow into my body, stretching it like rubber before being flung back at you no thank u!
they phase through my body bc i'm a ghost now. You sure about that?
yup! nods vigorously
fully sure? picks up bottle labled "HEMLOCK"
nods more indeedy!
drinks from the bottle Well, how 'bout we just talk? You like Shakespeare?
i like hamlet and macbeth!
Deleted user
Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…
Anything works
raises hand ma'am i has - consults my list of knives - balisongs, machetes, daggers, kukris, cleavers, paring knives, boning knives, filleting knives, bowie knives, drop points and more!
bruh… casually shoots you in the head bc yes