Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…
Anything works
raises hand ma'am i has - consults my list of knives - balisongs, machetes, daggers, kukris, cleavers, paring knives, boning knives, filleting knives, bowie knives, drop points and more!
bruh… casually shoots you in the head bc yes
falls backwards, the bottoms of my feet still touching the ground before coming back up, Michael Jackson style thank you for the food!
they burrow into my body, stretching it like rubber before being flung back at you no thank u!
they phase through my body bc i'm a ghost now. You sure about that?
yup! nods vigorously
fully sure? picks up bottle labled "HEMLOCK"
nods more indeedy!
drinks from the bottle Well, how 'bout we just talk? You like Shakespeare?
i like hamlet and macbeth!
hm, noiceee. My favorites are Othello, Romeo and Juilet, and the Merchant of Venice.
Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…
Anything works
raises hand ma'am i has - consults my list of knives - balisongs, machetes, daggers, kukris, cleavers, paring knives, boning knives, filleting knives, bowie knives, drop points and more!
bruh… casually shoots you in the head bc yes
falls backwards, the bottoms of my feet still touching the ground before coming back up, Michael Jackson style thank you for the food!
Do you have any switchblades?
drinks from the bottle Well, how 'bout we just talk? You like Shakespeare?
i like hamlet and macbeth!
hm, noiceee. My favorites are Othello, Romeo and Juilet, and the Merchant of Venice.
oooo romeo and juliet!
Yeahhh, my favorite parts were Act 5, scene 3 and Act 3, scene 1.
Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…
Anything works
raises hand ma'am i has - consults my list of knives - balisongs, machetes, daggers, kukris, cleavers, paring knives, boning knives, filleting knives, bowie knives, drop points and more!
bruh… casually shoots you in the head bc yes
falls backwards, the bottoms of my feet still touching the ground before coming back up, Michael Jackson style thank you for the food!
Do you have any switchblades?
pulls out a switchblade made of human bone and smile her name is freya! she says hello! she's your new best friend!
cries for some reason
appears behind you Hey… you like hot choccy or hugs?
surprised noises um- both-?
and squishmallows?
nods
Well… one second… vanishes and reappears with hot choccy with marshmallows, 3 squishmallows with varying sizes and a fluffy blanket fort Here you go! ^^ hugs
Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…
Anything works
raises hand ma'am i has - consults my list of knives - balisongs, machetes, daggers, kukris, cleavers, paring knives, boning knives, filleting knives, bowie knives, drop points and more!
bruh… casually shoots you in the head bc yes
falls backwards, the bottoms of my feet still touching the ground before coming back up, Michael Jackson style thank you for the food!
Do you have any switchblades?
pulls out a switchblade made of human bone and smile her name is freya! she says hello! she's your new best friend!
GASP She's beautiful
giggling she says thnk you! and that you're pretty as well! and that we could both be prettier bathed in human blood!
cries for some reason
appears behind you Hey… you like hot choccy or hugs?
surprised noises um- both-?
and squishmallows?
nods
Well… one second… vanishes and reappears with hot choccy with marshmallows, 3 squishmallows with varying sizes and a fluffy blanket fort Here you go! ^^ hugs
T^T thank u
no probs! more koala hugs
Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…
Anything works
raises hand ma'am i has - consults my list of knives - balisongs, machetes, daggers, kukris, cleavers, paring knives, boning knives, filleting knives, bowie knives, drop points and more!
bruh… casually shoots you in the head bc yes
falls backwards, the bottoms of my feet still touching the ground before coming back up, Michael Jackson style thank you for the food!
Do you have any switchblades?
pulls out a switchblade made of human bone and smile her name is freya! she says hello! she's your new best friend!
GASP She's beautiful
giggling she says thnk you! and that you're pretty as well! and that we could both be prettier bathed in human blood!
Wipes away a tear She understands me
So…. whats happening? Aside from blood and murder
Is anyone willing to donate a knife to the cause? (The cause being boredom)
Of course, which kind? So far i have culinary knives…
Anything works
raises hand ma'am i has - consults my list of knives - balisongs, machetes, daggers, kukris, cleavers, paring knives, boning knives, filleting knives, bowie knives, drop points and more!
bruh… casually shoots you in the head bc yes
falls backwards, the bottoms of my feet still touching the ground before coming back up, Michael Jackson style thank you for the food!
Do you have any switchblades?
pulls out a switchblade made of human bone and smile her name is freya! she says hello! she's your new best friend!
GASP She's beautiful
giggling she says thnk you! and that you're pretty as well! and that we could both be prettier bathed in human blood!
Wipes away a tear She understands me
hands her over to you take very good care of her! be sure to kill at least one person with her a day!
