forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

tune

i mean, I've technically been on here for a good 5 months, I'm not that new

I meant to this chat xD

makes sense

oh we got a new newbie????

hello

Hello, there. Do you have a name you go by online? (asking this cause i legit do not wanna say maglohydracreati everytime)

You can call me maggie, kirbs, or a randomly generated abbreviation/nickname of your choosing.

ah, ok! good to know :D

_{(not me creating an entire team by myself in secret)}

_{(not me creating an entire team by myself in secret)}

_{what team?}

ok but like yes, as pater said, don't be hasty. so uh here are my benefits.

Benefits of Team Chancla

Insurance!
If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

Medical insurance
Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

Vacations
Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time

Maternity leave
Self explanatory.

Education?
Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free

Pension
Once again, very much self explantory.

Power
Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

Reincarnation
After you have spent 20 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

also team chancla gives out free food every week + we have shelters people can sleep in

we also have puppies, and if they're not your thing we also have other types of animals (not chickens or crabs tho)

oh we got a new newbie????

hello

Hello, there. Do you have a name you go by online? (asking this cause i legit do not wanna say maglohydracreati everytime)

You can call me maggie, kirbs, or a randomly generated abbreviation/nickname of your choosing.

is hydra/maglo okay?

_{(not me creating an entire team by myself in secret)}

_{what team?}

_{my (and mosis') team}

_{(not me creating an entire team by myself in secret)}

_{what team?}

_{my (and mosis') team}

_{the team that i already knew existed but do not know the name}

oh we got a new newbie????

hello

Hello, there. Do you have a name you go by online? (asking this cause i legit do not wanna say maglohydracreati everytime)

You can call me maggie, kirbs, or a randomly generated abbreviation/nickname of your choosing.

is hydra/maglo okay?

Yup! Works for me

_{(not me creating an entire team by myself in secret)}

_{what team?}

_{my (and mosis') team}

_{the team that i already knew existed but do not know the name}

_{wait, what?}

oh we got a new newbie????

hello

Hello, there. Do you have a name you go by online? (asking this cause i legit do not wanna say maglohydracreati everytime)

You can call me maggie, kirbs, or a randomly generated abbreviation/nickname of your choosing.

is hydra/maglo okay?

Yup! Works for me

kk!

_{(not me creating an entire team by myself in secret)}

_{what team?}

_{my (and mosis') team}

_{the team that i already knew existed but do not know the name}

_{wait, what?}

_{I was aware that Mosis is making a team of his own since day 1}

ok but like yes, as pater said, don't be hasty. so uh here are my benefits.

Benefits of Team Chancla

Insurance!
If you die during battle, don't worry! Your family will be heavily compensated.

Medical insurance
Every member of team chancla has free medical insurance

Vacations
Feeling tired? Take a three-week vacation with your family, all paid! any incidents during your vacation is not our fault and we will not be paying for any hospital bills during that time

Maternity leave
Self explanatory.

Education?
Have a child? Worry that you won't be able to enroll them in a school due to your allegiance? Don't worry! Our benevolent sorceress Pandora has created a school for the children of her soldiers. So they'll be able to learn just like any other kid! we do not cover uniform fees, but other supplies like text books, pencils, etc will be most likely given for free

Pension
Once again, very much self explantory.

Power
Every member of Team Chancla will gain the power to wield the Chancla. With this, you will be unstoppable and feared around the kingdom.

Reincarnation
After you have spent 20 years dead, you have the choice of being reincarnated and starting your life all over again.

But what about auto insurance? Here in team chancla, we are very pro environment. If you decided to use transportation with fossil fuels…well…let's just say our benevolent sorceress Pandora might just destroy you…

also team chancla gives out free food every week + we have shelters people can sleep in

we also have puppies, and if they're not your thing we also have other types of animals (not chickens or crabs tho)

Question: Do you preserve our consciousness so we can make the reincarnation choice after 20 years dead, or do we just say whether or not we would like that to happen prior to our death?

_{(not me creating an entire team by myself in secret)}

_{what team?}

_{my (and mosis') team}

_{the team that i already knew existed but do not know the name}

_{wait, what?}

_{I was aware that Mosis is making a team of his own since day 1}

_{oh… welp…}

Question: Do you preserve our consciousness so we can make the reincarnation choice after 20 years dead, or do we just say whether or not we would like that to happen prior to our death?

Your consciousness is preserved, yes

Well. With the Primus de Pulvere Natus you cannot die.

Noooo join team cheesecake, that’s my team
We’re all super friendly and plus unlimited free cheesecake
(Plus we’re allied to Chancla and Primus)

DANGIT arrow drafted a benefits list for me I should get it from her

Noooo join team cheesecake, that’s my team
We’re all super friendly and plus unlimited free cheesecake
(Plus we’re allied to Chancla and Primus)

That was my gut choice. Is cheesecake the only benefit?

Noooo join team cheesecake, that’s my team
We’re all super friendly and plus unlimited free cheesecake
(Plus we’re allied to Chancla and Primus)

That was my gut choice. Is cheesecake the only benefit?

No we are also very friendly and offer immortality. Also Viking battle axe training and becoming a General of the Empire :)
Idk how you feel about math but I hate it so if you don’t like it we don’t force it into schools
We are said to be the only team that gets along with everyone.
(If you are lactose intolerant we offer alternative options for cheesecake.)
(If you decide to join another empire, I will respect your decision and admire your loyalty)
Arrow has a better-written list but she’s offline rn so yeah

Noooo join team cheesecake, that’s my team
We’re all super friendly and plus unlimited free cheesecake
(Plus we’re allied to Chancla and Primus)

That was my gut choice. Is cheesecake the only benefit?

No we are also very friendly and offer immortality. Also Viking battle axe training and becoming a General of the Empire :)
Idk how you feel about math but I hate it so if you don’t like it we don’t force it into schools
We are said to be the only team that gets along with everyone.
(If you are lactose intolerant we offer alternative options for cheesecake.)
(If you decide to join another empire, I will respect your decision and admire your loyalty)
Arrow has a better-written list but she’s offline rn so yeah

Solid list. I like the bit about cheesecake. Also: 'Empire'? What exactly is the official linking semantic/term for these teams?

Noooo join team cheesecake, that’s my team
We’re all super friendly and plus unlimited free cheesecake
(Plus we’re allied to Chancla and Primus)

That was my gut choice. Is cheesecake the only benefit?

No we are also very friendly and offer immortality. Also Viking battle axe training and becoming a General of the Empire :)
Idk how you feel about math but I hate it so if you don’t like it we don’t force it into schools
We are said to be the only team that gets along with everyone.
(If you are lactose intolerant we offer alternative options for cheesecake.)
(If you decide to join another empire, I will respect your decision and admire your loyalty)
Arrow has a better-written list but she’s offline rn so yeah

Solid list. I like the bit about cheesecake. Also: 'Empire'? What exactly is the official linking semantic/term for these teams?

(My brain is currently dying from math, could you elaborate cos I have no idea what you mean lol)

Noooo join team cheesecake, that’s my team
We’re all super friendly and plus unlimited free cheesecake
(Plus we’re allied to Chancla and Primus)

That was my gut choice. Is cheesecake the only benefit?

No we are also very friendly and offer immortality. Also Viking battle axe training and becoming a General of the Empire :)
Idk how you feel about math but I hate it so if you don’t like it we don’t force it into schools
We are said to be the only team that gets along with everyone.
(If you are lactose intolerant we offer alternative options for cheesecake.)
(If you decide to join another empire, I will respect your decision and admire your loyalty)
Arrow has a better-written list but she’s offline rn so yeah

We offer immortality too.
We offer infinite knowledge so school is inherently worthless.
We get along good-ish with the others.
(We offer all foods anyways, so your argument is inherently invalid here)
(False.)

Noooo join team cheesecake, that’s my team
We’re all super friendly and plus unlimited free cheesecake
(Plus we’re allied to Chancla and Primus)

That was my gut choice. Is cheesecake the only benefit?

No we are also very friendly and offer immortality. Also Viking battle axe training and becoming a General of the Empire :)
Idk how you feel about math but I hate it so if you don’t like it we don’t force it into schools
We are said to be the only team that gets along with everyone.
(If you are lactose intolerant we offer alternative options for cheesecake.)
(If you decide to join another empire, I will respect your decision and admire your loyalty)
Arrow has a better-written list but she’s offline rn so yeah

Solid list. I like the bit about cheesecake. Also: 'Empire'? What exactly is the official linking semantic/term for these teams?

(My brain is currently dying from math, could you elaborate cos I have no idea what you mean lol)

These teams just seem severely disconnected from each other that I'm not entirely sure how they would come into conflict where they would require aggressive campaigning for membership, they're quite dissimilar to each other.

_{like i said… neutrality is an option…}