forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

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How did this whole team fight/election start anyway?

The Fluff Ball- no, it goes back farther. . . Something about Chicken?

it started with me, actually

Really? What did you do?

is already deceased

(The little birdie is wallowing in her misery, pain, and boredom— help)

:(

How did this whole team fight/election start anyway?

The Fluff Ball- no, it goes back farther. . . Something about Chicken?

it started with me, actually

Really? What did you do?

so we were waiting for chicken to come back and finish her story (she left us on a cliffhanger ;-;) and we were just chatting, making things chaotic, like normal. And at some point, I started talking about the chancla and then started a so-called dictatorship and "threatened" Cinnamon (I believe) with death because she disobeyed the chancla rules and then the teams just sprouted from there

is already deceased

you need CPR? pokes body

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

(hm… you like tea and hugs?)

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

(hm… you like tea and hugs?)

(I’ll take the tea, but not the hugs. . . I only let a few people touch me-)

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

I look at you I don't know how to help-

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

I look at you I don't know how to help-

I went to bed at 12, again, only to wake up at 2 cause I couldn’t breathe and my abdomen hurt and then I found out I’m freaking- ✨sick✨

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

hands you some advil

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

hands you some advil

I sigh I’ve already tried that, and Tylenol.

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

(hm… you like tea and hugs?)

(I’ll take the tea, but not the hugs. . . I only let a few people touch me-)

(Kk… puts water in kettle, and heats up the water on the stove blanket then?)

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

(hm… you like tea and hugs?)

(I’ll take the tea, but not the hugs. . . I only let a few people touch me-)

(Kk… puts water in kettle, and heats up the water on the stove blanket then?)

I don’t know-

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

hands you some advil

I sigh I’ve already tried that, and Tylenol.

blinks interesting. maybe they're just not strong enough?

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

hands you some advil

I sigh I’ve already tried that, and Tylenol.

blinks interesting. maybe they're just not strong enough?

Idk— I just know my heads pounding and my abdomen hurts.
No, it’s not cramps

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

(hm… you like tea and hugs?)

(I’ll take the tea, but not the hugs. . . I only let a few people touch me-)

(Kk… puts water in kettle, and heats up the water on the stove blanket then?)

I don’t know-

Alright, then… pours boiling water in mug is chamomile or peppermint tea okay?

(not my ass actually researching "best teas for headaches")

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

(hm… you like tea and hugs?)

(I’ll take the tea, but not the hugs. . . I only let a few people touch me-)

(Kk… puts water in kettle, and heats up the water on the stove blanket then?)

I don’t know-

Alright, then… pours boiling water in mug is chamomile or peppermint tea okay?

. . . You’re supposed to add the tea bag before the water— makes the tea stronger faster so you’re not sitting there forever trying to get stronger tea—
But I’ll take PePpErMiNt please

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

hands you some advil

I sigh I’ve already tried that, and Tylenol.

blinks interesting. maybe they're just not strong enough?

Idk— I just know my heads pounding and my abdomen hurts.
No, it’s not cramps

uh try drinking tea if you have any, that might help ease some abdominal pain

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

hands you some advil

I sigh I’ve already tried that, and Tylenol.

blinks interesting. maybe they're just not strong enough?

Idk— I just know my heads pounding and my abdomen hurts.
No, it’s not cramps

uh try drinking tea if you have any, that might help ease some abdominal pain

That would mean getting up, lol, I’ll tryyy— walking hurts moree

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

hands you some advil

I sigh I’ve already tried that, and Tylenol.

blinks interesting. maybe they're just not strong enough?

Idk— I just know my heads pounding and my abdomen hurts.
No, it’s not cramps

uh try drinking tea if you have any, that might help ease some abdominal pain

That would mean getting up, lol, I’ll tryyy— walking hurts moree

is there anyone with you that could bring you the tea? i don't wanna make you walk if that causes you more pain

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

(hm… you like tea and hugs?)

(I’ll take the tea, but not the hugs. . . I only let a few people touch me-)

(Kk… puts water in kettle, and heats up the water on the stove blanket then?)

I don’t know-

Alright, then… pours boiling water in mug is chamomile or peppermint tea okay?

. . . You’re supposed to add the tea bag before the water— makes the tea stronger faster so you’re not sitting there forever trying to get stronger tea—
But I’ll take PePpErMiNt please

Oh right… Okay, then. pours hot water into an oblivion and re-makes tea correctly honey or sugar?

(Make the pain go awayyy— my head wont stop pounding-)

(hm… you like tea and hugs?)

(I’ll take the tea, but not the hugs. . . I only let a few people touch me-)

(Kk… puts water in kettle, and heats up the water on the stove blanket then?)

I don’t know-

Alright, then… pours boiling water in mug is chamomile or peppermint tea okay?

. . . You’re supposed to add the tea bag before the water— makes the tea stronger faster so you’re not sitting there forever trying to get stronger tea—
But I’ll take PePpErMiNt please

Oh right… Okay, then. pours hot water into an oblivion and re-makes tea correctly honey or sugar?

I grin through the pain Who say’s it has to be or? I choose BOTH!

Rhys here is a teddy bear who I hug when I feel sick
🐻