Skittles ads are on another level of fever dream

Back when ads were still good
Goldfish ads were pretty great too

Now it's all just "99% can't beat this if you beat this you're legally a cashew"

HEY GUYS

IM HAVING A SLEEPOVER IN A COUPLE WEEKS AND WRTE GONNA PLAY TRUTH OR DARE

BUTTTT!!!

IM VERY STUPID AND CANT COME UP W DARES (the way I play you can either pick ur own truth or dare or spin to get one) AND I NEED IDEAS. PLS GOVE ME SOME HERE OR IN DMS IT DOSENT MATTER

HEY GUYS

IM HAVING A SLEEPOVER IN A COUPLE WEEKS AND WRTE GONNA PLAY TRUTH OR DARE

BUTTTT!!!

IM VERY STUPID AND CANT COME UP W DARES (the way I play you can either pick ur own truth or dare or spin to get one) AND I NEED IDEAS. PLS GOVE ME SOME HERE OR IN DMS IT DOSENT MATTER

Oooh ooh ooh!
Okay this is one of the dumbest ones I’ve ever came up with-
Call McDonald’s/Wendy’s/whatever (someplace that does not have egg rolls) and ask for egg rolls in Gollums voice

This implies and/or confirms that the skittle man is, in fact, edible
do with this information what you will

I mean tbf everyone is edible

This implies and/or confirms that the skittle man is, in fact, edible
do with this information what you will

I mean tbf everyone is edible

That's called cannibalism

This implies and/or confirms that the skittle man is, in fact, edible
do with this information what you will

I mean tbf everyone is edible

yeah, but like
sustainably sourced

This implies and/or confirms that the skittle man is, in fact, edible
do with this information what you will

I mean tbf everyone is edible

And to be even more fair, my skittle-marionette has already been eaten once, in this very chat.
Or an attempt was made, anyway

This implies and/or confirms that the skittle man is, in fact, edible
do with this information what you will

I mean tbf everyone is edible

That's called cannibalism

Depends

y'all this is the fourth day in a row i have randomly thrown up for no reason and i am starting to get concerned

y'all this is the fourth day in a row i have randomly thrown up for no reason and i am starting to get concerned

Uh oh-

i feel like shit-

i feel like shit-

Me too. But I got chu, bestie

i feel like shit-

Me too. But I got chu, bestie

yeh. found out i have walking pneumonia so thats awesome

i feel like shit-

Me too. But I got chu, bestie

yeh. found out i have walking pneumonia so thats awesome

Oh my god

Bets are on, how many times will I cry this weekend

Three

Five

damn and I thought three was a lot but fair

Bets are on, how many times will I cry this weekend

I hope it is zero, friend

Bets are on, how many times will I cry this weekend

I hope it is zero, friend

Oh it absolutely will not

will I or will I not completely ruin my story's continuity for the sake of including this really cool idea I had at 3am that I can't use anywhere else

time will tell

bursts into chat and starts throwing chocolate bars at people

Ow

TAKE IT AND RUN

I hate my ears

I can only sleep on my side but if I sleep on my right side that ear will go deaf
And if I sleep on my left side then that ear feels weird like it’s got less hearing ability

I probably need a doctor, because this has actually been an off-and-on problem for a couple years.