forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

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steals gramps’ unlimited skittles bags and runs away

chuckles as the decoys begin to disappear She's making good time too, that's quite the sprint

opens large bag of skittles for gramps

glances at you, slightly confused, before taking the bag and giving you what passes for a smile

watches as you eat the skittles YOU FOOL!!!! I TRICKED YOU!!!! THOSE ARENT SKITTLES, THOSE ARE YOUR MEDS!!!!! watches as you turn back into normal gramps

steals gramps’ unlimited skittles bags and runs away

Holds out more infinity bags of skittles for Skittles.

steals those too

Chuckles because those were decoys too…

steals gramps’ unlimited skittles bags and runs away

Holds out more infinity bags of skittles for Skittles.

glowing eyes widen in the shadows Priestess…. you spoil me

Oop

steals gramps’ unlimited skittles bags and runs away

Holds out more infinity bags of skittles for Skittles.

glowing eyes widen in the shadows Priestess…. you spoil me

Hehehe… Holds out the real bags as a gift after the decoys were taken.

opens large bag of skittles for gramps

glances at you, slightly confused, before taking the bag and giving you what passes for a smile

watches as you eat the skittles YOU FOOL!!!! I TRICKED YOU!!!! THOSE ARENT SKITTLES, THOSE ARE YOUR MEDS!!!!! watches as you turn back into normal gramps

laughs quietly as the meds do nothing Ah, my sweet child, I believe you're under some delusion that Davadio pre-skittles was more normal… what a world that would be

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

opens large bag of skittles for gramps

glances at you, slightly confused, before taking the bag and giving you what passes for a smile

watches as you eat the skittles YOU FOOL!!!! I TRICKED YOU!!!! THOSE ARENT SKITTLES, THOSE ARE YOUR MEDS!!!!! watches as you turn back into normal gramps

laughs quietly as the meds do nothing Ah, my sweet child, I believe you're under some delusion that Davadio pre-skittles was more normal… what a world that would be

not that davadio. the one where you just arent a giant tentacle monster

steals gramps’ unlimited skittles bags and runs away

Holds out more infinity bags of skittles for Skittles.

glowing eyes widen in the shadows Priestess…. you spoil me

Hehehe… Holds out the real bags as a gift after the decoys were taken.

gathers both the decoys and the real bags to me, mixing them about like some kraken playing the shell game
And now, we must find a way for me not to frighten the little ones… I shall study out a method

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

ew

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

will do

starts throwing things at skittles

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

IT WILL BE UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE SMASHES IT _{I would protect the pillow cave with my life at this point}

steals gramps’ unlimited skittles bags and runs away

Holds out more infinity bags of skittles for Skittles.

glowing eyes widen in the shadows Priestess…. you spoil me

Hehehe… Holds out the real bags as a gift after the decoys were taken.

gathers both the decoys and the real bags to me, mixing them about like some kraken playing the shell game
And now, we must find a way for me not to frighten the little ones… I shall study out a method

Chuckles. Hm… I suppose I should study that too… if the Great Skittles wishes…

starts throwing things at skittles

gives you heavy objects to throw

laughs quietly as the meds do nothing Ah, my sweet child, I believe you're under some delusion that Davadio pre-skittles was more normal… what a world that would be

not that davadio. the one where you just arent a giant tentacle monster

….I always have been? just not this big

starts throwing things at skittles

gives you heavy objects to throw

Ty throws the heavy things at skittles

laughs quietly as the meds do nothing Ah, my sweet child, I believe you're under some delusion that Davadio pre-skittles was more normal… what a world that would be

not that davadio. the one where you just arent a giant tentacle monster

….I always have been? just not this big

nah nah nah. the one where you only have 6 tentacles
if you only have 6 tentacles you dont qualify as a giant tentacle monster

starts throwing things at skittles

gives you heavy objects to throw

Ty throws the heavy things at skittles

in the shadows, casually juggling the heavy objects, studying "How to Make Friends and Influence People" at the same time
Ouch, oof, oh no, oh that one hurt, ugh, ow

starts throwing things at skittles

gives you heavy objects to throw

Ty throws the heavy things at skittles

gives you heavier objects

laughs quietly as the meds do nothing Ah, my sweet child, I believe you're under some delusion that Davadio pre-skittles was more normal… what a world that would be

not that davadio. the one where you just arent a giant tentacle monster

….I always have been? just not this big

nah nah nah. the one where you only have 6 tentacles
if you only have 6 tentacles you dont qualify as a giant tentacle monster

O.O cue me frantically searching for where i only had 6 tentacles

And now, we must find a way for me not to frighten the little ones… I shall study out a method

Chuckles. Hm… I suppose I should study that too… if the Great Skittles wishes…

whispered I do wish, theyre throwing things now…

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

Thank uuuuu

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

IT WILL BE UNLESS SOMEONE ELSE SMASHES IT _{I would protect the pillow cave with my life at this point}

thank u Skittles. hands u giant bag of skittles if someone does smash it, i will go mental and destroy everything and everyone in my path so… yeah. Don't. Please. vanishes

laughs quietly as the meds do nothing Ah, my sweet child, I believe you're under some delusion that Davadio pre-skittles was more normal… what a world that would be

not that davadio. the one where you just arent a giant tentacle monster

….I always have been? just not this big

nah nah nah. the one where you only have 6 tentacles
if you only have 6 tentacles you dont qualify as a giant tentacle monster

O.O cue me frantically searching for where i only had 6 tentacles

laughs in i dont remember if you ever having 6 tentacles was canon, but ya

And now, we must find a way for me not to frighten the little ones… I shall study out a method

Chuckles. Hm… I suppose I should study that too… if the Great Skittles wishes…

whispered I do wish, theyre throwing things now…

Nods, then disappears. Starts subtly replacing the heavy objects with soft objects like pillows and plushies. Then goes to decorate the shrine with plushies too. Turns and attempts to give a friendly grin, but it only looks more evil.

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

Thank uuuuu

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huffs and hides in a corner

the real life is calling me so i'll possibly brb. take care of the pillow cave Eli & Titan. i will repay yall in squishmallows and hugs (if it is intact when i return). ^^

will do

💖