@The-Magician group
Yeah… I don’t think he will try anything though. He’s not that type of person
Yeah… I don’t think he will try anything though. He’s not that type of person
That's good at least.
is happy that Bay is alive
I got so much manga today I think I may die from all the money I spent
It just took a simple spell
Sure, my ears are falling off and my skin is rotting, but necromancy isn't a perfect magic
Oh Christ, Lil Wayne is still alive?
Just use some lotion for the skin, makes it good as new.
Lil Wayne came out hot for the NBA half-time show
By hot, I mean hot garbage
You thought he was dead or sum?
Lil Wayne came out hot for the NBA half-time show
By hot, I mean hot garbage
Damn, Bay's brewing and spilling some piping hot tea.
Someone get a paper towel
Seriously, get a paper towel, I just spilled some almond milk
XD wheeze
I living for tea on Lil Wayne
someone tell me how to buy flowers for someone
I'm gay and emo idk how to do this
someone tell me how to buy flowers for someone
I'm gay and emo idk how to do this
You go to a store, buy flowers, and give them to the person you bought them for.
someone tell me how to buy flowers for someone
I'm gay and emo idk how to do this
You go to a store, buy flowers, and give them to the person you bought them for.
well you make it sound easy
someone tell me how to buy flowers for someone
I'm gay and emo idk how to do this
You go to a store, buy flowers, and give them to the person you bought them for.
That’s what the rest of us gay and emo folk do…
Go to Target and get the fake chocolate ones, then eat them in your bedroom as you add books you'll never buy to your Book Outlet cart.
Go to Target and get the fake chocolate ones, then eat them in your bedroom as you add books you'll never buy to your Book Outlet cart.
^^^
someone tell me how to buy flowers for someone
I'm gay and emo idk how to do this
You go to a store, buy flowers, and give them to the person you bought them for.
That’s what the rest of us gay and emo folk do…
^^^^^^^^
Honestly– it's not that hard to buy flowers for someone
Okay so my older sister has started keeping houseplants as children
She has a lot of them
Like
Many plant
And she’s given them all individual names
I discovered this when she excitedly told me that “Nora grew another leaf” and expected me to know what she was talking about
The other day she was telling stories about one of her plants that’s apparently a massive drama queen and will pretend it’s dying unless you give it just the right amount of water, and another plant that’s super picky about sunlight, and talking about them the same way she talks about her cats
like
it’s a plant
And then today while I was about to take a shower she stopped me, ran into the bathroom, set her gigantic peace lily on the counter, and explained that “Nicolas Angel here apparently likes humidity and since you always manage to use all the hot water in the house like an air-headed meerkat I figured he’d be pretty happy here” before walking off and repeatedly warning me not to hurt him.
…is this normal plant mom behavior
Pretty sure she's a green witch
Imagine having a plant that doesn't die. Sorry Hairy Harry.
I swear I didn't name him, he came named-
Although I think he's still alive, I just haven't watered him in over a year. He's a cactus though so who knows.
Pretty sure she's a green witch
Of course 😂
Here's the story of my dad and I coming up with an unspoken scheme to get me some chocolate despite my mom declaring she was saving money and only getting essentials.
So I jokingly told my dad that we should stop at the candy aisle 'cause I was craving some chocolate, and he actually pointed it out when we passed. Without any further words exchanged, I slipped away from both parents and quickly went down the aisle to snatch a bag of goods. I didn't have much time, and there were a lot of Reece's, so I said 'fuck it' and grabbed a bag of eggs, then went back to the parentals. My dad saw me first and said nothing, then my mom spotted me with the bag of candy. She said "I don't think so."
I legit stared her right in the eyes and set the bag in the cart without a word, but the "bet" was implied.
I got my candy and amused my dad.
I win.
Whooooooooooooooooooooooa!
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