forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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And then of course Hatsune Miku, who has absolutely nothing to do with that topic

At all

Not even slightly

Dom seems like the kind of guy who's ready for anything that comes his way. Like, tell him you're about to have a llama bazooka fight and he'd be like "aight, lemme grab Gerald"

Pretty much, yeah. If I don’t have extremely pressing duties, it doesn’t cost money, and isn’t very illegal then I’m probably down for it.

Props to you, Dom. Honestly.

Thanks. I want to be that way so here I am. My probably ADHD and a wish to oppose all society’s arbitrary rules helps.

One of my crowning achievements is the time I joyously shouted I had invented a veggie straw whistle in the college cafeteria. I was truly excited. My friend was truly embarrassed.

Now that is an achievement to be proud of

bows Thank you.

I aspire to have that kind of confidence

So there's this seventh-grade kid at my lunch table, a table of a Senior and four Juniors. My sister knows about him because he's in her class. She and her friends warned me about him. I get vibes from him similar to that of my creeper stalker. He has a crush on one of the girls at my table and scoots unnecessarily close to her.

THE KID WAS SUSPENDED FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT THE YEAR BEFORE

Fucking groped girls when he was "helping" them when they were on the swings (elementary school)

Fucking deck him, Circe.

im so sick.
so tired.
what is this plane of existance.

Pain

aaaaa

Fair warning my fuse is like .2 centimeters today.

Fucking deck him, Circe.

I wish

Unfortunately I would be the one in the wrong as he hasn't done anything yet and I don't particularly care for being beheaded by my mother, who I promised to never get a detention again.

Fair warning my fuse is like .2 centimeters today.

same honestly

Fucking deck him, Circe.

I wish

Unfortunately I would be the one in the wrong as he hasn't done anything yet and I don't particularly care for being beheaded by my mother, who I promised to never get a detention again.

make it look like an accident

Fucking deck him, Circe.

I wish

Unfortunately I would be the one in the wrong as he hasn't done anything yet and I don't particularly care for being beheaded by my mother, who I promised to never get a detention again.

make it look like an accident

kinda hard to do in a cafeteria filled with people just waiting for the next gossip topic, unless the mighty Eris, goddess of strife and discord (and badassery), has a suggestion?

Banana peel

he ran into my knife 10 times.

Just pull the classic “smuggling 18 deadly scorpions into his backpack while he sleeps” trick
Works every time :D

tripping him on the stairs on 'accident' might be a little more subtle y'all

Who needs subtle when you can be dramatic?

totally don’t know how to murder someone in over 100 ways…

I aspire to have that kind of confidence

Fake it til make it my dude.

Banana peel

he ran into my knife 10 times.

He had it comin'