@The-N-U-T-Cracker
it’s too warm
how is this christmas
it’s too warm
how is this christmas
Like there's snow outside, even though it's half melted and turned the world into a mushy pile of mud and our Christmas tree is up with lights, and there have been gift exchanges and whatnot, and I hear Christmas carols in the car, but the spirit is missing, and it's setting everything off, and I've used 6 commas in this sentence.
I have no power to make my life more enjoyable in a manner that aligns with the festivities of the holidays, Dom.
That is a real pity. But are you sure? Can you not invite someone over?
We've got no snow, barely even frost, and it's in the 40s.
Doesn't really feel like Christmas.
It’s in the 60s here
Birds are chirping like it’s spring
It’s crazy
We have snow and all, but like… Like I said, I do Christmas Eve, so Christmas was last night, and it doesn't really feel like Christmas… At all….
It's 58 and I'm at home on Christmas for the first time
Yeah, it doesn't feel like Christmas
we'll try again in a few days when I have to do it all over with my dad's family
Yikes.
I would like to be rude to my body for deciding to give me wide hips but thin legs so that buying jeans is impossible because I have size zero legs but like size 3 hips
And then my stomach is like a one
I'd like to be rude to the weather for being 60 degrees even though I could go outside and work on flag work which I'm still bad at
What work? And isn’t 60 degrees good for being outdoors?
It is, I think they’re saying they’re mad despite it being perfect simply because it doesn’t feel Christmas-y
Ah.
Yeah. And it's stuff for winter guard
I watched the Star Wars Holiday Special and….
I never thought I'd dislike something Star Wars related, but here we are.
I got like 45 minutes in and there was this weirdly sexual scene where Chewbacca's dad (whose name is Itchy and is absolutely gross looking) gets a space porno and starts watching it and ahhhhhhhhh he's gross and slimy looking and I Do Not Like It.
So yeah.
WAIT WHAT-
ghfjgh my computer glitched and this entire page was just 'ah'
WAIT WHAT-
IT'S ON YOUTUBE IF YOU WANT IT!
Chewie's dad is literally nightmare fuel.
He's grey and greasy and somehow has a receding hairline despite being a wookiee.
ghfjgh my computer glitched and this entire page was just 'ah'
Dude same and I was extremely confused as to why everyone was say ah
Chewie's dad is literally nightmare fuel.
He's grey and greasy and somehow has a receding hairline despite being a wookiee.
D I S G O S T I N G
Chewie's dad is literally nightmare fuel.
He's grey and greasy and somehow has a receding hairline despite being a wookiee.D I S G O S T I N G
HE'S SO GROSS!!
Chewie's dad is literally nightmare fuel.
He's grey and greasy and somehow has a receding hairline despite being a wookiee.
TF. You can’t do that! That’s… WAY outside the preestablished lore!
Merry Christmas ya'll
I saw star wars and I must say that my trash deserved better.
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